New Invention To Make Texting Obsolete
OMG, my BFF went to *$ w/o me WTH WDT h/o 9 BRB
Which means… Oh my God, my best friend forever went to Starbucks without me. What the hell. Who does that? Hold on. Parent is watching. Be right back.
It also means… Please shoot me in the head.
Thankfully there’s a new invention that will make texting obsolete…