Centaurs are real, and Mancave Daily has proof. We recently discovered Kegasus, “Lord and Protector of Infieldfest” at the 136th running of the Preakness Stakes this weekend. The half man, half horse will rule over the giant party that happens with the second leg of horse racing’s Triple Crown. The website describes it as “an event so spectacular, we accidentally ripped a hole in the fabric of awesomeness and out stepped a freaking Centaur.” This sounds totally reasonable to us, scientific even. And by “reasonable,” we mean “epic.” And by “scientific,” we mean “legendary.” And by “beer,” we of course mean “beer.” What else would we mean? Wait, were we even talking about beer?