With the Total Recall redux hitting movie screens across the nation, the question everyone was asking even before “Will Arnold make an appearance?” was, “Will there be a three-breasted woman?” The producers gave the world a resounding “YES”, as Kaitlyn Leeb stole the show at Comic-con 2012.

Such a display brought back memories, memories of alien ladies that enticed us just as much as an extra appendage (okay, even more), so we bring to you those otherworldly women.

Patrick Emmel has been comparing human women to alien women for years, and is still unsure which way he would swing if the Earth was ever taken over. Probably to whoever had the best personality. You can see more of his work at www.theineptowl.com or heckle him on Twitter @Patrick_AE.

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<–If you’re still in an ogling mood, Patrick counted down the Nine Hottest Catwomen.

Don’t get us wrong; she’s definitely one of the five best parts

Or see why Total Recall was responsible for a lot more greatness than a three-breasted woman. Check out the mindjob that is How Total Recall Beat Inception by 20 Years or The Five Best Parts of the Original Total Recall (That Can’t Be Replicated). –>