by Will Kriegshauser 

In just a matter of days, the good lord will have blessed dudes everywhere with two awesome things this early September — the start of the new college football season, and the start of the new season of Sons of Anarchy. Two awesome dude things so awesomely awesome that we decided it would be a crime to keep them apart. So we combined them into one for your philosophical pleasure, and wrote down who each SoA character would be if they were a college football team.

Spoilers abound, so let’s not hear any whining about it. 

Tig – Miami

Juice – Oregon

Chibs – Army

Happy – Colorado

Opie – TCU

Otto – SMU

Bobby – Notre Dame

Jax – Stanford

Clay – Penn State

Not even physics can defeat Batman

Will Kriegshauser is a writer whose mom and editors are proud of him. You can find more of his work on The Smoking Jacket, FunnyCrave, Cracked, or just reach him at will.kriegshauser@gmail.com.

Will brought more pop culture and reality together when he revealed the Four Awesome Batman Gadgets that Would Kill Their Owner. –>