The future’s coming at you, fast! Maybe too fast. Maybe it’s already here, in an Einsteinian 4-D model. What do we know? We’re just a stupid men’s site. Here, have some pictures of bikini-clad babes. But for those of you who remain, we’ve posted a handy guide to the next several years of your life…assuming an asteroid doesn’t take us all out in 2036.
Read on below to see our timeline of all the unbearable awfulness coming your way — in some cases, at thousands of miles per hour.
Brian Cullen really, really enjoys robots but doesn’t understand how they work. He also enjoys drinking beers, and has a pretty solid understanding of how that works. You can read about his musings about both on Twitter @BucketCullen.