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The Rich Face Riots in ‘Green Team: Teen Trillionaires’ #2

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What's with the photos? Haven't you ever seen a cyborg actress with a pet cheetah before?

What’s with the photos? Haven’t you ever seen a cyborg actress with a pet cheetah before?

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Mr. McGinley is the editor of Man Cave Daily. Shame on him.
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by Brendan McGinley

As if it weren’t enough pressure being a teen, imagine trying to handle a bank account larger than most nations’ annual GDP, technology that could take over your life, and an army of foes trying to stab you for it. Now you know what it’s like to star in Green Team. But wouldn’t it have been much easier to just read the preview below than to burn all those calories using your imagination? Gosh, you took a perfectly fine idea like limitless wealth and turned it into an exercise in misery. That’s why these kids handle it much better than you.


DC Comics exclusive preview at Man Cave Daily

It’s not easy being green. And beautiful. And young. And famous. And rich. And beloved. And wielding a cybernetic–cripes, yes it is. Stop crying!

DC Comics exclusive preview at Man Cave Daily

C’mon, don’t play coy. By the laws of fiction, all teens know how to hack computers.

DC Comics exclusive preview at Man Cave Daily

Careful, darlin’–they said that about Lohan too.

DC Comics exclusive preview at Man Cave Daily

So is Commodore his name or his title?

DC Comics exclusive preview at Man Cave Daily

Their only mistake was bringing a knife to a power-armor fight.

DC Comics exclusive preview at Man Cave Daily

Dude, it’s time to admit you’re outclassed and flee. Do you have rocket boots? No, you do not have rocket boots.

And now, enjoy yourself a bonus variant cover from DC to you:

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Gosh, that can’t be right. Hang on. Ah! Here we go:

DC Comics exclusive preview at Man Cave Daily

Alright, you crazy kids. Have fun and don’t get killed.


Thanks, DC, for another cool preview! Go read the rest in Green Team: Teen Trillionaires #2, out on Wednesday


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Awful puns like this are why we’re forever alone.

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