As if it weren’t enough pressure being a teen, imagine trying to handle a bank account larger than most nations’ annual GDP, technology that could take over your life, and an army of foes trying to stab you for it. Now you know what it’s like to star in Green Team. But wouldn’t it have been much easier to just read the preview below than to burn all those calories using your imagination? Gosh, you took a perfectly fine idea like limitless wealth and turned it into an exercise in misery. That’s why these kids handle it much better than you.
And now, enjoy yourself a bonus variant cover from DC to you:
Gosh, that can’t be right. Hang on. Ah! Here we go:
Thanks, DC, for another cool preview! Go read the rest in Green Team: Teen Trillionaires #2, out on Wednesday
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