Girlfriend Audition: Michelle Lummus

Girlfriend Audition is when we admit that we’ll never get a date with our opening pickup line, “So what’s your sign, baby? Dangerous Curves, am I right?” Ugh. We are awful creeps and for the good of humanity, must never hit on a woman.

Instead, we sit back and swirl our scotch, occasionally perfecting the bow tie on our tuxedo, and let the ladies hit on us. But we’re not going to make it easy for them. They’ll have to impress us. This week, it’s Oregonian Michelle Lummus. The reason there’s so much rain in the Pacific Northwest is because she’s so hot she’s evaporating the Willamette River. We’ll let her introduce herself.

In her own words:

I’m originally from Sweet Home, Oregon but have now lived in Portland for about 7 years. I went to college  in Orlando, FL and loved every minute of it!  I lived in Orlando from 2002-2005 and in those years I also worked at Walt Disney World playing the characters of Princess Jasmine and Pocahontas.  It was such an amazing experience that I will never forget.  I now work as a makeup artist and spray tan technician.  Making people feel beautiful is what I do best and not to mention very rewarding.  In my spare time I love to blog about my life, makeup, fashion and much more.  I’m a girl that wears many hats and I love sharing my tips and tricks!

Got a good idea of her now? Then let’s see if she has what it takes to seduce us.

...yep. She has what it takes.

…yep. She has what it takes.

1. Do you often make the first move?

No, I wait to see how long it takes him.  If it’s too soon he’s a douche and if he takes too long he’s a p***y. Oh wait did I say “p***y”? I meant pussycat.

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