10 Weird Questions with Matt Jones, aka Badger from ‘Breaking Bad’

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Spoiler: Badger was the real mastermind manipulating Walt & Jesse into building a meth empire for him this entire time.

Spoiler: Badger was the real mastermind manipulating Walt & Jesse into building a meth empire for him this entire time.

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Matt Jones, who you may recognize from Breaking Bad, the final season of The Office, or Kevin Smith’s Red State, is a kind and delicate gentleman. I recently spoke with Matt about life, meth, and Maya Angelou. Here’s what he had to say:

1. Let’s get this out of the way right at the beginning, do you think Tupac is actually dead? Like 100% positive, he’s dead?

Dead, and I’m kind of glad. His death paved the way for thousands of marginally talented rappers to make Sprite commercials.

2. Did you read Maya Angelou’s book I Know Why The Caged Bird Sings? If so, can you tell us why without giving away too many spoilers?

Yeah, I read it and I read Toni Morrison’s Jazz too. I tried to pretend I gave a s*** for a couple years but then I wised up and started watching British TV and smoking pot.

3. If you were a rapper what would your rap name be?

MC GET OWT DA KI’CHEN (Cause I’m cookin’ up rhymes, son).

4. Name your top five favorite movies that you would actually re-watch. Everyone loves Schindler’s List but you’re not popping in that DVD on a sick day.

  1. Rad.
  2. Hamlet 2
  3. Shawshank Redemption
  4. Road House
  5. Step Brothers

5. You did a commercial with Mr. Belding from Saved by the Bell. Which character from the show did you most relate to and why?

I relate to Jesse Spano the most because under it all, she’s a whore. But all people really see is that she’s a little too fat and tall.

6. Off the record, does Bryan Cranston really sell meth?

Only to his boyfriends.

7. What song were you most proud of to have as a ringtone on your Nokia phone that I’m assuming you had as a teenager?

“More Than a Feeling” by Boston (I was a fat loser)

8. What was the most embarrassing halloween costume you remember wearing as a kid?

A black bomber jacket and a baseball bat. I called myself a “gangsta” but I was just “really poor.”

9. How would you like to respond when someone asks you for Breaking Bad spoilers?

I tell them everything. Then I kill them and bury them in the desert.

10. What’s your favorite thing about me?

Fee is a ridiculous last name. Its the name of a drunken elf or a leprechaun clan of yore.


This photo is clearly touched up--where's all the bacon?

This photo is clearly touched up–where are the doughnut-bun cheeseburgers?

Rob Fee is a writer and comedian best known for writing and telling jokes. You can follow him onTwitter @RobFee to read more of these jokes or go to Del Taco. He’s probably there.

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