DC’s Stormwatch is like the Justice League if every month was their summer crossover and Batman was even more fond of dropkicking someone in the crotch. Since it’s physically impossible for the Dark Knight to take more joy in hurting evil, the only way to go higher is to enhance the subject with superpowers. And that’s exactly where we meet the Midnighter in this preview of Stormwatch #24…
RUN! The Californai Raisins have reached their final form!
Wait…you’re not even shackled. Why don’t you just leave? Also…is that an X-Men symbol?
Twist ending: the aliens were all Henry Bendix, and Bendix is allergic to water!
We would be really interested in learning the circumstances in which anyone gets the drop on Midnighter, even the Engineer.
This is a double-page spread, so you might want to jump down and then back up here.
“Extremax tweets spoilers to every show and movie with callow disregard for all around him.”
Awful puns like this are why we’re forever alone.
Don’t miss what comes next in Stormwatch #24!
Brendan McGinley is editor round these parts when not writing comics or Cracked columns. You can say a neighborly hello to him on Twitter @BrendanMcGinley.
A woman of many titles, but no name.
You know what you need? You need to kick back and enjoy our interview with Cosplay Queen Liz Katz before you study The Six Most Badass Engineers In Pop Culture.