Remember last week when Syd Wilder taught old people how to twerk with a walker? She has some advice for the young people too, in her video tutorial, How to Take a Slutty Selfie:
It is a searing critique of both attention-seeking behavior and slut-shaming, in which the author deftly capitalizes on the same limbic reactions she lampoons, even while deconstructing and deflating them with a jaunty juvenalian jab. Also, she has playtime with a bra-clad friend and they eat bananas.
The video hits its funniest streak at that point, coming off the use of old people as props with one-liners like “And pretend like we EAT FOOD!” rolling into the gentle delivery of “Other people’s babies.” Share this very funny advice with a friend…or 4,000 Twitter followers.
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Brendan McGinley was admiring Syd’s comedy before twerking was cool. You can say a neighborly hello to him on Twitter @BrendanMcGinley.
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