1. So what are you up to right now?
At the moment I am traveling through Japan for no apparent reason. All of my work is secret and all of my future projects are either confidential or are figments of my imagination I’d rather not mention because when they fail I don’t want to be embarrassed. Let’s just say I’m doing a lot of things and enjoying some wine along the way.
2. Most people don’t know that you’re a karaoke master. What are your go-to songs?
You flatter me. Classic choices include “Ring of Fire” and “Runaround Sue”, but I like to throw caution to the wind and do “King Without a Crown” by Matisyahu.
3. Is your hair natural or are you constantly getting perms to maintain your incredible look?
My hair is a result of absolutely no effort whatsoever.
4. Without fear of judgement, what are your top five favorite movies of all time?
- Punch Drunk Love
- American Psycho
- Deconstructing Harry
- Anything Else
5. Can you describe the last three picture messages you’ve received on your phone?
One is a drawing of a man drinking wine while doing Pilates
One is a guy who is passed out on the ground, perhaps an homage to my “dead man” series.
The other 95,000 are pictures of my mother’s dog with slightly different hair lengths.
6. What’s the strangest celebrity encounter you’ve ever had?
I am currently married to male actor, Jason Biggs.
7. Are there any TV shows you’re keeping up with right now?
Breaking Bad all the time forever. I also watch The Bachelorette because it is the greatest show on earth, in my opinion.
8. What was your favorite halloween costume as a kid?
I was always a Ghostbuster. In my heart, I will always be a Ghostbuster.
9. Who are some of your favorite accounts on Twitter?
I only follow accounts I love, except for a couple. I follow a couple out of guilt. I hope they know who they are. I actually do love, @MandySlamberg, @MorganCline, @BillyEichner, @bazecraze, @KendraGarden, @ElizaBayne, @ArjunBasu, @IamEnidColeslaw, @Bez, @TheNardvark, @LaurenSivan, @Untresor@AndyLassner, @MrsRupertPupkin and really everyone else I follow this was a good way to make people I love hate me because they are not on this list. I am surely an @$$#()!% now in some people’s minds. Great. Thanks, Rob.
10. Most importantly, what’s your favorite thing about me?
I have never seen you not smile. I feel like if I ever saw you get a small cut, a delightful stream of warming tomato soup would come out of your veins and nourish the world. This is really how I feel about you. You also have a great voice. I hate that it’s better than mine. I hate you. I hate you, Rob.