10 Weird Questions with Kevin Rudolf

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To be honest, any guy who owns a fedora has probably heard weirder questions than these.

To be honest, any guy who owns a fedora has probably heard weirder questions than these.

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Mr. McGinley is the editor of Man Cave Daily. Shame on him.
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by Brendan McGinley

Even if you don’t know who Kevin Rudolf is, you’ve heard his single “Here’s to Us” in MLB promos for the World Series. And if you haven’t heard promos for the World Series, you must be a Detroit fan. Hah! Good luck chasing that championship.

Anyway, for you Tigers fans and non-baseball fans, you can listen to the song below. Then read on to find out what he’d do if he ever got within reach of a spatula around Julia Child. And you can also follow him on Twitter @itskevinrudolf to ask him your own weird questions. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBZx3DZ9xVQ

1) What person (living or dead) would you duel, and what’s your choice of weapon? 

Julia Child with a spatula.

2) If you could get away with one crime, what would it be? 

Stealing third base.

3) What job would you be terrible at, and why? 

Anything involving a boss, an office or a blowtorch.

4) What are you afraid of? 

Normality.

5) What’s the worst date you ever had?

October 21st (or was that November?).

6) What’s the most annoying thing a person can do?

Talk while I’m trying to listen.

7) What respected/beloved musical acts bore you?

My lawyer advises me not to answer that one.

8) Here’s a one-way plane ticket to anywhere. Where will you go?  

Margaritaville.

9) What’s your most embarrassing high school moment? 

First day through graduation.

10) What’s the strangest thing you’ve ever seen?

An elephant pulling a car.

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The nicest guy in History.

Kevin isn’t the first guy who rocks to endure 10 Weird Questions. We asked some of Top Gear’s Rutledge Wood and Ally Dickaty of The Virginmarys.


Sometimes she's leather, sometimes she's lace. That's what makes a well-rounded woman.

A well-rounded woman.

Brendan McGinley is editor round these parts when not writing comics or Cracked columns. He is one of the intolerably annoying on Twitter @BrendanMcGinley.

Cats never forgive this kind of thing.

Cats never forgive this kind of thing.

Brendan conducted Man Cave’s first Girlfriend Audition with Jillette Johnson and found the most depressing classified ever with Now You Can Haz Job Working for Cat.

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