ELITE DAILY: 24 Hours with Porn Star Jayden Jaymes

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Jayden, but not jaded.

Jayden, but not jaded.

Not even Sting has sex for 24 hours, and that guy makes love the way he plays music: drawn-out, mumbly, and boring to anybody except 50-year-olds who listened to VH1 until it stopped playing music.

(seriously, VH1 — you have never been useful to anybody in your entire run.)

So what would you do if you had a whole day with porn star Jayden Jaymes, assuming she even wanted to have sex with you in the first place? Elite Daily has a pretty good plan for that. And in fact…it’s kind of sweet. But you still shouldn’t watch it till you get home, unless your office is cool with hearing all the best swears.

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