Remember when we gave you an awful glimpse of The Terrifying Future? Your ordeal isn’t over, Sam! You’re destined to bounce through time like a quantum ping pong ball, until you’ve comprehended every awful thing that will ever occur to man! Then we included some more relieving facts, that are all entirely made up to distract you from the fact that you’re doomed! DOOMED! DOOOOOOMED!
Brian Cullen is going to find a blanket and cup of hot cocoa and try to block out all of that nonsense. You can read about Part 1 of the Terrifying Future here! Also, be sure to follow him on twitter @bucketcullen.