The latest issue of Batman: The Dark Knight somehow kicks even more ass than the movies. How much ass, you ask? Happy to tell you, using our scientific metrics of ass-measurement. But before we do that, you should know one thing: this preview has no dialogue because dialogue would only detract from the level of ass-kickery we are about to unleash. In fact, the only reason we’re writing this intro paragraph is because if we don’t get this paragraph to clear that ad box ad to the right, our site’s stylesheet will automatically shrink down the cover below. Do you think Batman’s just going to sit there and take it? Do you even know who Batman is? What are you, stupid?
Of course he won’t. It’ll be a fight to the death — and not Batman’s. When Batman fights CSS, the entire internet breaks down. And now that we’ve made that plain, enjoy this terrific preview from writer Gregg Hurwitz and artist Alberto Ponticelli.
Don’t miss what comes next in Batman: The Dark Knight #27!
You know, Hurwitz and Batman: The Dark Knight are really on a streak of Batman as he was meant to be. Proof? Our last preview: You Won’t Believe What Happens in ‘Batman: The Dark Knight’ #22.
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