GUY CODE Dumbass of the Day: Tree-Dwelling DUI Suspect Claims He’s An Owl
Abandoning civilization for a more peaceful life among the owls was an ingenious method of escape that ALMOST worked for this Massachusetts (alleged) drunk driver. You know what works even better to elude police? NOT DRINKING AND DRIVING. But since this is the guy’s third arrest for same, that particular tactic is obviously beyond his thinking. Click that link to read the whole owl-ful story.