7 Innocent-Sounding Books That Should Be Kept Far Away from Children

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For their own good, children must not be allowed to read. ...Is that right?

For their own good, children must not be allowed to read. …Is that right?

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You know the old expression of how you can’t judge a book by its cover? The same could easily be said for titles also. Especially when you consider how Walmart-friendly some of the most inappropriate books ever written probably sound to children.

Fortunately, Fifty Shades of Grey probably comes off as the most boring coloring book in history to your average child. The following books, however, sound like the kind of titles you’d expect to see featured on Reading Rainbow. That is, if it wasn’t for the fact that they are wholly inappropriate for children despite their cutesy titles.

A more honest title to all three books would have been Mommy’s Porn.

A more honest title to all three books would have been Mommy’s Porn.

Next: from the writer of Blood Meridian…

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