Dying Alone: A Pro/Con List

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Mortality: good or bad?

Mortality: good or bad?

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Dying alone gets a lot of bad press, but there’s two sides to every story. Use this list to help you decide if dying alone is right for you.

Con: Your neighbor discovers your body three weeks later when he notices that your Cat Afficionado magazines have been piling up on your front porch.

Pro: Rather than being surrounded by beeping machines and underpaid nurses, your last moments will be spent curled up in a Snuggie watching Law & Order reruns (much like all your other moments preceding it).

"I am cat now."

“I am cat now.”

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