This weekend, the 2014 Winter Olympics come to a conclusion, or at least an exasperated sigh. Their success or failure we leave for others to judge, but we can assess the individuals who strove throughout them. Not the athletes–heavens, no! Or at least, not on the basis of their athletic performance. We’re talking about the class clowns, the most popular, and the worst driver. Welcome, friends and fans, to the Olympic Superlatives for the class of 2014!