John bloody Constantine, always muckin’ about where he’s no business. This month finds the worldly warlock ensnared in a trap called the Thaumaton Wheel, which is using him and his Justice League Dark buddies as batteries to fuel…well, we don’t want to spill any beans we don’t have, but our guess would be “portal to hell.” Of course, that’s our guess no matter what the question. It makes job interviews very awkward. Except for that time we applied to be security guards at the portal to hell. We got the job, but who wants to live in Stockton, CA?
Anyway, we’re getting off-topic. The silver-tongued Briton has been just barely getting his team through a relentless rampage of mystical threats lately, and it seems they’re finally up against a foe they can’t handle when Johnny boy‘s old mentor, Nick Necro, came back from Hell to team up with Felix Faust. (Alliteration is very important to evil wizards.) With the whole team out of commission, the JLD finds itself knock, knock, knocking on Hell’s door.
Check out our preview below, and then follow your insatiable desire for more to DC’s issue page. They say the two are fighting to save Zatanna’s soul, and where this book is concerned, that’s probably not just a figurative language.
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