Syd Wilder’s GPS Won’t Help Her Get that Hooters Job

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First things first — we’re pretty sure if Syd Wilder walked into your Hooters and asked for a job, you wouldn’t care if she were a week late. But that’s never going to happen, because she’s too funny to waste her jokes on half-drunk wing enthusiasts.

But say you’re the worst Hooters manager ever, and in walks Syd Wilder, all legs and charm and eyes big enough to drown the moon in, and you say, “You’re ten minutes late! I can’t hire a waitress who’s ten minutes late for every shift!” as if the customers care about getting served in a timely fashion. It’s a Hooters, bub. They care about getting to talk to a pretty dame and not feeling like a failure for a half hour of their lives.

And Syd Wilder, she says, “It’s not my fault! I had a huge argument with my GPS, who’s a manipulative jerk!” And you wouldn’t believe her, because why would a gal like Syd, who could theoretically have any GPS she wanted, fall for an abusive map system that clearly doesn’t appreciate her. And that’s when she pulls up this YouTube video to prove it to you:

Just another day in the life of Man Cave’s favorite funnywoman. See more of her shenanigans in How to Take a (Hilariously) Sexy Selfie:

Props to old people, and old people as props.

Props to old people, and old people as props.

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