The ’80s were a tough time: pornography wasn’t free, computers weren’t statistically analyzing how to connect us, and Kevin Bacon…well, Kevin Bacon was 28 years old, just as he is now and shall be when even the mountains themselves are dust. And the ’60s were long over, meaning there were no mutant swingers groups for him to rule over as the smoothest dude. YET BACON THRIVED! As Bacon must. And now he’s passing his lessons on to you, thanks to Mashable via Guy Code.
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