“Don’t pretend you’re gay to get out of a dance.” Is that a thing some guys do? They go to strip clubs, and then suddenly “remember” that they’re gay? If you don’t want a dance, just tell the stripper no in a polite and friendly way. Don’t waste her time. She’s there to make money. See some less egregious advice (and attractive women in lingerie) in the Guy Code conversation with strippers about how to be a good club customer.
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