VIDEO: Syd Wilder Explains Boob Farts

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If only this worked to exorcise regular farts.

If only this worked to exorcise regular farts.

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Every year hundreds, thousands–mayhap even scores of dozens of handfuls–of aspiring actors make their way to Hollywood to chase that dream of occupying the limelight. Some do it to explore their passion. Some do it to inspire emotions in others and make them experience the variety and vagaries of life. And a great many do it because they simply want to be famous and they don’t know why. Maybe they have no better dreams. Maybe their parents didn’t give them self-esteem so they can only thrive in any attention without discerning positive from negative. Maybe it’s to get over the terrifying embarrassment of boob farts.

Wait–what?

Meet Charisma Tremblay. She spent her life’s savings to move to L.A. and play the lead in Romeo and Juliet. And she’s having trouble auditioning because her boobs keep producing the most distracting of noises.

Now our question — has this ever happened to the actress playing her, Syd Wilder? Are…are boob farts a real thing? Are women keeping them from us the way we hide sadgasms from them?

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Brendan McGinley writes comedy and some great comics. You can say a neighborly hello to him on Twitter @BrendanMcGinley

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