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Behold the Greatest GoPro Video of All Time

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Oh, sure, but when we do this it's a crime.

Oh, sure, but when we do this it’s a crime.

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Mr. McGinley is the editor of Man Cave Daily. Shame on him.
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Who is this woman? Why has she positioned her GoPro at such an advantageous angle? Why are you still reading this? Who cares? It is, as the poet Keats advised:

Beauty is truth, truth beauty,—that is all
Ye know on earth, and all ye need to know.

Sound counsel, Jackie boy. And however ironically he wrote those words, they erase all need for questions in the face of this bountiful beauty. But if you want answers, Spanish blogger Seline Von Nass went for a run, and chose an extreme perspective to film it in. Her reasons are her own. Her results are the world’s to enjoy. And the world is happier for it. Aren’t you happier now than you were a moment ago? But not as happy as you will be a minute and forty-eight seconds from now? Click the video to test our findings:

So there you have it: proof that men are simply pleased creatures and none of us is eager to change that. This is an important expansion of her GoPro findings in “Girl playing with GameBoy Color.” Thank you, Seline. You are doing the important scientific work.

Seline also posts attractive photos of herself on her photoblog (amid more day-to-day fare), and blogs about sex and entertainment (those aren’t the same thing?) on VanilleCulture. You can get updates when she writes something new on her Facebook page and just tell her how great she is on Twitter @SelineVonNass.


Brendan McGinley is editor round these parts when not writing comics or Cracked columns. You can say a neighborly hello to him on Twitter @BrendanMcGinley.

Titillated? It won’t last. You’ll never look at breasts the same way again once you watch Syd Wilder Explain Boob Farts.

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If only this worked to exorcise regular farts.

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