By now, you’ve all heard the news. Cinco de Mayo is on a Monday this year. And that means most of you are muttering “aw, shucks” under your breath and putting away your hysterical sombreros and t-shirts with phrases like “Happy Mexican St. Patrick’s Day!” And that’s good, because you shouldn’t be wearing that stuff anyway, idiot.
HOWEVER. Yours is the spirit of a quitter, sir or madam. Why can’t you enjoy Cinco de Mayo on a Monday? Are you confined to doing amazing things only, what two days a week? ¡Ridículo! Today we’re going to tell you about four fantastic things that went down on a Monday to prove that you can stay thirsty any day of the week.