¡Cinco de Funday!

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The Most Interesting Man in the World handed out cacti in Madison Square last week and you missed it because you were moping over Cinco de Monday.

The Most Interesting Man in the World handed out cacti in Madison Square last week and you missed it because you were moping over Cinco de Monday.

IMG_20131125_074254 Brian Cullen
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By now, you’ve all heard the news. Cinco de Mayo is on a Monday this year. And that means most of you are muttering “aw, shucks” under your breath and putting away your hysterical sombreros and t-shirts with phrases like “Happy Mexican St. Patrick’s Day!” And that’s good, because you shouldn’t be wearing that stuff anyway, idiot.

HOWEVER. Yours is the spirit of a quitter, sir or madam. Why can’t you enjoy Cinco de Mayo on a Monday? Are you confined to doing amazing things only, what two days a week? ¡Ridículo! Today we’re going to tell you about four fantastic things that went down on a Monday to prove that you can stay thirsty any day of the week.

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