Girlfriend Maintenance

Circle of life, circle of slow death. Same thing. (credit: Thinkstock)

The Broke Man’s Guide to a Girlfriend

by Luis Prada Times are tough and money is short for many. Screw it. I’ll drop the pretense. Times are tough for me. I exist in a constant state of broke. What doesn’t help is my [...]

Writers–2013/05/20

Your view of the matter is not necessarily correct, sir. (Photo: Thinkstock)

She’s Not Leading You on, Dude

by Beppy Huls I hear it all the time–from my friends, on Facebook, and of course from Reddit–guys whining about how they always “get friend zoned” or how “that &!+(# was totally leading me on.” [...]

2013/04/18

You get a rose, and you get a rose, and but Kentucky doesn't get a rose, and Gonzaga gets a rose if you can believe it...

Use March Madness to Talk to Your Girlfriend about “The Bachelor”

by Rachel Roderman Every Monday night, your girlfriend sequesters in the living room with her pinot grigio and OPI Crackle Nail Polish to invest in someone else’s contest of affections, all the while forgetting who you are as [...]

Writers–2013/03/20

Die Hard Valentines are a license to print money.

Three Ways ‘Die Hard’ Is Like Valentine’s Day

by Luke McKinney Bruce Willis has kicked the ass of terrorists, time travel, and asteroid extinction, but this February 14th he takes on his most dangerous enemy: romance. A Good Day to Die Hard is [...]

Writers–2013/02/13

ONE OF US, ONE OF US

How to Date (Like a Jerk)

by Patrick Braud Hello, there. If you are consulting this guide, then you want to learn how the socially awkward, oblivious, or simply neurotic individual might navigate the dating scene. If you are socially well-adjusted [...]

Writers–2012/11/20

If you ever wondered whether security guards have any real authority, here is the answer

GIF Life Lessons, Part III

by Luis Prada Another day older, another day wiser. That’s an old adage you’ve probably heard a bunch of times before. It’s true, to an extent. You’re not going to learn something wholly original and [...]

Writers–2012/10/19

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The Rules (Of A Crazy, Woman-Hating Cult)

by Luke McKinney The Rules is a book of advice for women who want to trick a man into loving the woman they’re pretending to be, and it’s the most backward dating advice since “braided hair [...]

Writers–2012/06/25

The Warm Approach

Approaching women you’ve never met can be an effective way to date. But in all likelihood, you’re doing it wrong, if you’re doing it at all. The key is not in what you say, or [...]

2012/05/31

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How Not to Propose (from Someone Who Did It Wrong)

Tomorrow is the first day of spring, when a young man’s fancy lightly turns to thoughts of love–or barring that, spring fever. Unfortunately, some unscrupulous wedding industry types try to take advantage of that by [...]

Writers–2012/03/19

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Romance-Killers: Video Games that Want You Single

by Luke McKinney Video games are worse at human love than the Alien: they’re both silicon-based, too horribly direct for romance, and the results are hideously painful. And at least the Alien can claim it got [...]

Writers–2012/02/09

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