Self-Improvement

This is the incorrect way. You are going to hurt yourself.

How to Rage at Inanimate Objects

by Patrick Braud There are many inanimate objects in this world that undoubtedly deserve your righteous fury. The fates of the universe may have misaligned your timing with that of their machinations, or they may [...]

Writers–2013/05/06

They're all the same guy, but #4 has yet to get angry and Hulk out.

An Idiot’s Guide to Going Back to the Gym

So it’s February and that can only mean one thing: That approximately 75% of you who got gym memberships for Christmas have stopped going entirely by now. No, don’t protest! There’s no shame in it. [...]

2013/02/25

Maybe you did this. Is this even a thing? Has this ever happened to someone who wasn’t in a stock photo?

How to Live with Other People (Like A Jerk)

by Patrick Braud So you’re moving in with some new roommates. If you’re consulting this guide I’m guessing that you’re an only child and this is the first time you’re living with other people. Or [...]

Writers–2013/01/18

A lot of sumos smoke, but only to stay skinny.

So You Broke Your New Year’s Resolution…

by Steve Stevenson Its been several days since you, most likely drunk, vowed that 2013 would be the year you finally stopped smoking, lost weight, or avenged your father’s death. And I’m sure there are [...]

Writers–2013/01/11

Making New Year’s Resolutions That Work

January 1st sees more desperate false promises than the back seats of cars and prom night combined. New Year’s resolutions produceu more bulls**t than a chili-fuelled rodeo, and are even less fun to take part [...]

2013/01/01

How To Be Evil

It’s time to be be real, friend. You don’t remember anything you learned in that photography class. That yoga mat is probably thinner than the layer of dust on top of it. The most you’ve [...]

Writers–2012/11/29

How to Date (Like a Jerk)

by Patrick Braud Hello, there. If you are consulting this guide, then you want to learn how the socially awkward, oblivious, or simply neurotic individual might navigate the dating scene. If you are socially well-adjusted [...]

Writers–2012/11/20

4 Lessons From Bond For Normal Guys

James Bond is an icon of manliness to most guys, which is weird, because 90% of his skills are utterly useless. His solution to a flat tire is to ramp the car off a multistory [...]

Writers–2012/11/09

Now if i can just...concentrate...on...the nachos

Increase Your Psychic Powers Like A MAN!

by Steve Stevenson Perhaps you saw it coming, but Halloween was “National Increase Your Psychic Powers Day.” You have to admire the title–apparently there’s a demograph of folks out there who are right now saying [...]

Writers–2012/11/05

Don't feel bad; his penis is probably tiny and gross-looking

5 More Life Lessons Learned From GIFs

by Luis Prada In life, you never stop learning lessons. When you’re young, you think you know it all. But then you grow — physically, mentally, and emotionally – and learn that you don’t know jack about [...]

Writers–2012/09/26

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