My name is Ross Hardy. I am not a hunter, a soldier, an Appalachian blacksmith, or a barbarian from the Hyborian Age. But over the past few months, I have been teaching myself the art […]
It’s the end of the work day and you’re feeling thirsty. Well lucky for you somebody created a faux holiday to enable your borderline alcoholism!
You know, homemaker is a necessary undertaking that by rights should pay $115,000/year. Having someone to keep the whole family unit going, whether it’s mom or dad, is a good way to keep everybody sane and […]
America: Everyone wants to be in it, but outside her borders, no one wants to like it. It’s kinda like the rest of the world’s super-cool big brother, and the rest of us are jealous, […]
Syd Wilder had a tough Mother’s Day, that’s for sure. But at least her mom was there. For Father’s Day, she’s going to suggest gifts for anyone who’s suffered through terrible dads and absent fathers.
Bubble, bubble, toil and trouble—-catchphrase for witches or a good description of babies? We wouldn’t know, since we don’t date overly religious gals and you’ll get our sperm when you pry it out of our […]
Things! Everyone has things. Some people want things. Not dads, though. Dads are always trying to clear out the things they already have. Probably the best gift you can get your pop is some kind […]
Syd Wilder’s mom is not just a cougar, she’s an entire pride. But if pride is the state of the Wilder family, why is Syd so embarrassed? You should be glad that your ma’s still so […]
The best holidays don’t just celebrate a culture, they welcome others to see why it’s so great. That’s why The Feast of San Gennaro is a tasty festival for all, and also why Inward-Facing Circle of the […]
There’s no free lunch — but there are free comics! Providing, that is, you go into a comic book store the first Saturday of May. Where did Free Comic Book Day come from anyway? For […]