How many meanings can you think of for "mushroom cloud"? Two. The number is two.

Apoopalypse Now!

by E. Reid Ross The topic of poop isn’t a people pleaser. I get that. But this is for your own good. This is something you need to know. It’s precisely because we don’t like [...]

12/12/2013

What you can't see is the mantis is wearing a tiny t-shirt with Steven's face on it.

Enter the Bug Man

by E. Reid Ross If you’re looking for a career in the entertainment field, the good news is that you don’t have to be a brooding pretty boy or a top-heavy anorexic in order to [...]

Writers–10/28/2013

It's a commentary on artists who sign their work. "But don't you see," sighs the exasperated Jack Russell terrier, "The art IS the signature!" Then he sips a coffee and scoffs at things.

The World’s Most Disgusting Art

by E. Reid Ross Remember that “Piss Christ” guy, Andres Serrano, and the controversy he stirred up back in the 1980s? Well, he was neither the first, nor will he be the last to scoop [...]

Writers–09/18/2013

No word on whether the penguin was also drunk.

Australian Penguin Thieves Apologize for Great News Story

So you’re Australian, and you’re drunk, because you’re Australian, and you and your mates decide the best way to make today a g’day to do is to break into Sea World. And this is far [...]

Writers–09/12/2013

Can't even tell you how many times we regretted blowing right by that "Keep Out / All Dead Inside" barricade.

The Most Ignored Warning Labels on Earth

Warning labels exist for a reason. They’re there because some people will use a product incorrectly, then they’ll get hurt or end up in the hospital with some thingy rammed up their butt, and they’ll [...]

Writers–08/28/2013

And they judge. Oh, how they judge.

The Most Embarrassing Collections by Fully Grown Men

by E. Reid Ross Be you a bird watcher, a model train enthusiast or should you have an attic full of Nazi paraphenalia, the hobbies you choose say a lot about you as a person. [...]

Writers–08/08/2013

Redneck Heaven waitresses are no longer allowed to be nude as God intended.

Body Paint & Pasties Outlawed For Waitresses, Goddammit

by Brendan McGinley Gracious goodness heavens! A scandal has erupted among the commonfolk in Lewisville, TX. It seems that, whilst making a sojourn to engage in delightful jest and merry-making about the townscape, a resident [...]

Writers–07/16/2013

Stupid Flanders not included.

Iconic Pop Cultural Sets People Brought To Life

by Luis Prada You see them in movies, you see them in TV shows, but you never think you’ll ever get the chance to touch them, to walk through them. I’m talking about the sets [...]

Writers–07/15/2013

Violence! It's not just for expressing one's feelings anymore.

The Insane Combat Sports You’ve Never Heard of

by E. Reid Ross Do you think boxers are cowards for using those sissified padded gloves? Do mixed martial arts impress you about as much as a mixed salad? A mixed salad with imitation bacon? [...]

07/08/2013

Cats never forgive this kind of thing.

Now You Can Haz Job Working for Cat  

by Brendan McGinley Most cats are @$$#()!%$. Most bosses are @$$#()!%$. Why not combine the two and deal with one fewer @$$#()!% in your life? The opportunity is now! Mr. Panther Pants is a “celebrity cat” seeking an [...]

06/20/2013