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Video: Cooking Bacon With Machine Guns

The internet always has a little something new for us to marvel over. The latest craze is people cooking bacon with their machine guns.


Never grip a spear that far down.

Nature’s Most Weaponized Penises

When a young boy is growing accustomed to the relationship with his penis, it does not take him long to realize that a few “pew! pew!” noises can turn what seems to be a mere […]


She's a pair of clover sunglasses away from St. Patrick's Day bingo.

The 5 Worst St. Patrick’s Day Products

St. Patrick’s Day is Christmas without the obligations: an excuse for an entire day of indulgence, but you get to spend it with whoever you like, and the gift-giving is reduced to its simplest and […]


High five back at you, friend groundhog. High five indeed.

Surprisingly Badass Facts About the Groundhog for Groundhog Day

For many people their only (limited) exposure to the creature Google assures us is called a groundhog and not a land hamster is probably the film Groundhog Day, which is kind of a shame because groundhogs […]


Man, it looks like all the makeup of the '80s crash-landed in here.

Black and White and Eigengrau All Over: The True Stories of Invented Colors

You may have lived your whole life until now never considering where colors come from. Yes, technically colors are just part of the natural world and they don’t really “come from” anywhere. There’s not some […]



Try To Watch Without Laughing; Man Farts ‘Imperial March’

Do your best and try to not laugh as this guy farts the ‘Imperial March.’


What's manlier than tequila? Tackling a deadlier bug tongue-first!

Get Ready To Eat Insects

Fifty percent of all television is now food programs, and when our hundred billion descendants dig through the layers of poisoned plastic and find them they’re going to think we’re taking the piss. Some of […]


There's no way this turtle's name isn't Chad.

You’ve Got to Hear the World’s Douchiest Turtle Having Sex

This is the story of a turtle you will hate in a way you did not believe you could ever hate turtles who don’t bear the mark of Michael Bay. And this is coming from Man […]


Now how you expected a cashier to punch up your purchases.

Tales from Walmart II: Violence by the Pound

Last time, I discussed some of the sexual shenanigans that went on during my three-year nightmare working for Walmart. And what goes better with sex? Why, violence of course! And yes, I witnessed more than […]


Zucchini: grows like weeds, tastes like water.

The MCD Guide to Sneaking a Zucchini onto Your Neighbor’s Porch

Every August 8th thousands of people across the States celebrate an obscure holiday known as Sneak Some Zucchini Onto Your Neighbor’s Porch Night and it entails exactly what you’re picturing in your head right now. Sneaking out […]