And none of them is Screech, although he is kind of a lunatic.

4 Singers Who Got Famous Screeching like Lunatics

When you’re an entertainer it’s often not merely enough to be talented. You need to have a gimmick. Whether it’s Lady Gaga’s random bric-a-brac ensembles or Kanye West’s public personae of a spoiled child, a performer […]

05/13/2015

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Your Beards Are As Disgusting And Dirty As A Toilet, Says Science

Hey beard growers: next time you’re in the shower, you may want to give your facial hair some extra scrubbing.

05/05/2015

FLorida-Man

Florida Man Breaks Into Ex’s Home, Poops on Everything

What’s the first order of business after getting released from prison after getting arrested on charges of domestic battery, criminal mischief, and resisting arrest? For Michael Anthony Johnson, a true Florida Man, it’s breaking into […]

04/10/2015

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Video: Cooking Bacon With Machine Guns

The internet always has a little something new for us to marvel over. The latest craze is people cooking bacon with their machine guns.

03/19/2015

Never grip a spear that far down.

Nature’s Most Weaponized Penises

When a young boy is growing accustomed to the relationship with his penis, it does not take him long to realize that a few “pew! pew!” noises can turn what seems to be a mere […]

Writers–03/18/2015

She's a pair of clover sunglasses away from St. Patrick's Day bingo.

The 5 Worst St. Patrick’s Day Products

St. Patrick’s Day is Christmas without the obligations: an excuse for an entire day of indulgence, but you get to spend it with whoever you like, and the gift-giving is reduced to its simplest and […]

Writers–03/13/2015

High five back at you, friend groundhog. High five indeed.

Surprisingly Badass Facts About the Groundhog for Groundhog Day

For many people their only (limited) exposure to the creature Google assures us is called a groundhog and not a land hamster is probably the film Groundhog Day, which is kind of a shame because groundhogs […]

02/02/2015

Man, it looks like all the makeup of the '80s crash-landed in here.

Black and White and Eigengrau All Over: The True Stories of Invented Colors

You may have lived your whole life until now never considering where colors come from. Yes, technically colors are just part of the natural world and they don’t really “come from” anywhere. There’s not some […]

Writers–12/02/2014

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Try To Watch Without Laughing; Man Farts ‘Imperial March’

Do your best and try to not laugh as this guy farts the ‘Imperial March.’

11/18/2014

What's manlier than tequila? Tackling a deadlier bug tongue-first!

Get Ready To Eat Insects

Fifty percent of all television is now food programs, and when our hundred billion descendants dig through the layers of poisoned plastic and find them they’re going to think we’re taking the piss. Some of […]

Writers–11/17/2014