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The Worst Things that Ever Happened on a Riding Mower

For many suburban, middle-aged males, owning a riding mower is the ultimate reward for a lifetime of toil. A mechanized, potentially hazardous steed that both symbolizes a man’s mastery of the 5,000 or so square […]

Writers–07/03/2014

These are really good seats.

Minor League Madness

Professional sports, and especially baseball, tends to play things safe where it comes to team names. With the exception of the Braves, Indians, and the Reds (a slur on communists?), there’s not even really much […]

Writers–05/22/2014

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Review: ‘Good Advice From Bad People’

The title of personal finance writer Zac Bissonnette‘s new book, Good Advice From Bad People, is high-concept enough to give the average book store jacket peruser a pretty fair idea of what’s to come. “Hmm… […]

05/07/2014

Screw Rock and Hogan: TRUE wrestling champions are skinny, awkward, unfunny, and absurdly irritating.

The 11 Most Embarrassing Championship Wins In Pro Wrestling History

For something as absurd as pro wrestling, most of their championships are decided in a somewhat-realistic manner. One athlete bests another thanks to superior power and athleticism, and walks around with a shiny belt until […]

Writers–04/09/2014

It's a dirty job, but someone had to do it.

Review: ‘Mother Nature Is Trying to Kill You’

Immediately after seeing the title of this book, I knew it was going to be hard giving it a fair and honest review. I love the disturbing and horrible side of nature, and Dr. Dan […]

Writers–03/11/2014

Or life.

The Absolute Worster (or Bester?) in Public Access Television

President Gerald Ford summed up the utopian theme of what public access television should be: educational; cultural; innovative; excellence. Unfortunately (or fortunately if you happen to have the same sense of humor that I do), […]

02/27/2014

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Completely Inappropriate Valentine Cards

Love hurts, but not as much as its side effects. However your soul is stung, it’s nothing compared to the sting of chancres, lesions, sores, and unbearable new knowledge of what the differences between those […]

02/14/2014

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Completely Inappropriate Valentine Cards

Graphics & additional text by Brendan McGinley Love hurts, but not as much as its side effects. However your soul is stung, it’s nothing compared to the sting of chancres, lesions, sores, and unbearable new […]

02/13/2014

How many meanings can you think of for "mushroom cloud"? Two. The number is two.

Apoopalypse Now!

by E. Reid Ross The topic of poop isn’t a people pleaser. I get that. But this is for your own good. This is something you need to know. It’s precisely because we don’t like […]

12/12/2013

You're eating Thanksgiving dinner in the mirror universe today!

These Thanksgiving-Flavored Foods Should Not Exist

During the fall season, the most non pumpkin-flavored thing on the planet is, oddly enough, pumpkin itself. Seriously, have you ever tried eating pure, unseasoned pumpkin straight out of the gourd or can? It’s awful. […]

Writers–11/26/2013