One Man's Opinion
How to Work Out (like a Jerk)
by Josh Hrala
Everyone knows that having muscles is a surefire way to get the ladies (definitely don’t try to get smart). When I go to the gym I see guys doing all of the wrong moves on the wrong equipment. Either they don’t understand how to...
The Broke Man’s Guide to a Girlfriend
by Luis Prada
Times are tough and money is short for many. Screw it. I’ll drop the pretense. Times are tough for me. I exist in a constant state of broke. What doesn’t help is my girlfriend. She doesn’t blow my money on crap; this isn’t that kind...
Life After Smoking: A First-Hand Account
by a Recent Quitter
Smoking is one of the worst things you can do. But it makes you look and feel so cool. Most non-smokers would disagree with that, perhaps calling it the dumbest f***ing thing they’ve ever heard. They’re right, there’s no...
Khan vs. Bane!
by Patrick Emmel
Ever since tomorrow's Star Trek: Into Darkness dropped its (typically obtuse of JJ Abrams) teaser trailer, everyone has wanted to know what's going on. Was that super-humanoid with Tekken moves Khan? Is this a prequel to the...
How to Out-Hipster the Hipsters
by Josh Hrala
Are you tired of fitting into the boring-ass mainstream culture that is today? Why not look into the future, be the cutting edge, show the world you make the trends. No, this isn’t a script from a late-night community college...
A Day in the Life of...L. Ron Hubbard
Written by Jacopo della Quercia Infographic by Brendan McGinleyFor a sci-fi author, L. Ron Hubbard sure did party like a rockstar--actually, like several rock bands, the members of which are now mostly deceased. Even just going by what's on court...
A Day in the Life of...Robin
by Jacopo della Quercia
graphic by Brendan McGinley
It's not easy being The Boy Wonder. Batman's gone through so many Robins, you have to wonder why the orphanage keeps letting him take home children who are never heard from again. Most...
Eight Shows Better than 'Splash' that We Created at Lunch
by Andrew Slafta
Last night, American television reaches another low. Admittedly, that's not saying much--as American TV has been a declining and collapsing mess of roses, survivors, vocal solos, and Flavor Flavs for the last 10 or so years--but...
How to Rage at Inanimate Objects
by Patrick Braud
There are many inanimate objects in this world that undoubtedly deserve your righteous fury. The fates of the universe may have misaligned your timing with that of their machinations, or they may have shut themselves off for...
Renaissance Man: Fernando Lamas
by Brian Cullen
Cinco de Mayo is upon us, and if there’s one thing that this Irish/German-descended writer from Connecticut who lives in the Greek section of Queens knows, it’s how to celebrate Mexico's Cinco de Mayo like a champ. First, you...