One Man's Opinion
Is Lei Day the Greatest American Holiday?
The best holidays don't just celebrate a culture, they welcome others to see why it's so great. That's why The Feast of San Gennaro is a tasty festival for all, and also why Inward-Facing Circle of the Damned Day is so horrible. But there's no better...
The Idiotic Ultron Imperative
Tony Stark tried to build something as pleasant to use as Windows, with the market domination strategy of Apple, and now Ultron is trying to kill everyone. But why would Tony do that? Building a robot in the Marvel universe counts as attempted...
A Cat Lover's Comprehensive Guide to Dogs: A
So you're in the market for a new pooch. Are you looking for an imposing guard dog? A huggable companion for the kids? Something small and hairless to stuff in your Hermes handbag while dodging the paparazzi? It's a tough decision to be sure. We've...
The Lost Art of Fighting Game Instruction Manuals
Instruction manuals used to be a video game staple. However over the last few years they've gradually been phased out in lieu of pieces of paper reminding you that you'll need to pay extra to play online if you bought the game secondhand.
Review: 'Cold Heart' by Chandler McGrew
According to his bio, Chandler McGrew grew up in Texas and later spent a decade in Alaska. Fittingly, his latest suspense-thriller novel, Cold Heart, starts out in Houston but spends a lot of time in the land of grizzly bears and mukluks. So we can...
Not All Men's Health Magazine
graphic by Brendan McGinley
Look out, Man Cave Daily, and other, lesser men's interest sites! There's a new publication on the horizon -- one for self-proclaimed real men. Guys who lament, as real men do, that the world isn't perfectly attuned to...
A Day in the Life of...Kratos, God of War
Graphic by Brendan McGinley
Can you believe God of War came out ten years ago today? In the blink of an eye, it's already been an entire decade of easy button-mash play, gross cruelty, and incredibly boring aggression. And really, we can forgive the...
5 Reasons To Care About 'X-Force'
Marvel has so many X-titles that it would be difficult to tell them apart even if they used the rest of the alphabet. In the early nineties Marvel's publication list looked like someone trying to get rid of awkward Scrabble letters. You could have...
Nature's Most Weaponized Penises
When a young boy is growing accustomed to the relationship with his penis, it does not take him long to realize that a few "pew! pew!" noises can turn what seems to be a mere urine expulsion nozzle into a devastating, if poorly aimed, laser cannon....
The 5 Worst St. Patrick's Day Products
St. Patrick's Day is Christmas without the obligations: an excuse for an entire day of indulgence, but you get to spend it with whoever you like, and the gift-giving is reduced to its simplest and most perfect essence. Because buying each other...