One Man's Opinion
5 Free Online Comics More Fun Than Facebook
If you've ever refreshed Facebook you're not using the internet right. It's unlimited free entertainment, and the most interesting people on it are not other people who should also be working. People have been doing beautiful characters online for a...
A Day in the Life of...Leonardo da Vinci
graphic by Brendan McGinley
It's Leo! Today's teens go gaga for none other than the one, the only, the brilliant Leonardo da V--
Hold on, we've just been passed a note.
...well who the heck is Leonardo DiCaprio? Naw, naw, it's Leonardo da...
'Calculords': Saving the Galaxy with Basic Arithmetic
It’s a Wednesday evening. You’ve just come home from work, exhausted, ready to unwind. You kick off your shoes and put on your comfy pants – the ones with the big hole in the crotch and the chocolate stain from 2006, because only God can judge you –...
So Your Daughter is Growing Up Hot
I waited until relatively late in life to start having kids. It's just the way it worked out. With my son, this could present a problem if he decides to become an athlete, as pretty soon throwing a baseball around will be about as attractive a...
A Day in the Life of...Steven Seagal
graphic by Brendan McGinley
Steven Seagal is a divisive character. There are some who think him delusional, arrogant, egotistical, and a bit hopped up on his own glory (see all previous links). Of course, this is the internet, where it's not hard to...
The 11 Most Embarrassing Championship Wins In Pro Wrestling History
For something as absurd as pro wrestling, most of their championships are decided in a somewhat-realistic manner. One athlete bests another thanks to superior power and athleticism, and walks around with a shiny belt until some skinny writer makes...
Ten(ish) Reasons Everyone on Pandora Is Dead by Avatar 2
It’s been four years since audiences were amazed by Avatar’s stunningly beautiful computer graphics, and James Cameron’s equally stunning decision to not even bother writing a plot. Millions of viewers were moved by the struggle of the Pandoran...
5 Ways To Get Lucky without Daft Punk
"Get Lucky" isn't a song, it's an audio patch for errors in the human soul. It's the '70s filtered through four more decades of audio technology to resonate with the groove center of the human brain. And to install one if it's lacking. A year later...
4 Movie Tropes that Remind You Real Life Exists
It’s no big secret that action movies and TV shows require the suspension of disbelief for really most things that happen. If the movie’s good enough we’re usually well invested to the point that we don’t care that the exploding device probably...
Take Your Son Camping Like a MAN!
What is this roof and four walls you are living in? I’ll tell you what it is, bucko, it’s a compromise. It’s the ball-shrinking, emasculating shackles placed on a man by a society that wants you to stay in doors and weep over shaving commercials...