One Man's Opinion
5 Revelations That Might Make Halo 5 Interesting
Halo 5: Guardians is the tale of heroic writers trying to add character to "literally faceless suit of armor shoots everything." It's the greatest tragic comedy since Shakespeare, but with less original ideas. The hype campaign implies that Master...
Doctors Hate This Chemical-Free Diet of the Stars!
The stars are always so beautiful, and now we know why they're so hot. Here's one smart tip for a chemical-free diet that doctors hate: simply add your food to a pot of water, then raise the temperature to ten thousand degrees. It doesn't really...
Patio Perfection With Summer Cider Cocktails
Summer means summer drinking, which means ciders and shandies. There are those who snort that these aren't "proper" drinks. Ironically, the only way to be wrong about which drink to enjoy is by telling someone that they're wrong about which drink...
6 Reasons to Banish Your Beard
I’m a beard-haver. Not a proud one and not a hipster one, seeing as my beard growing motivations follow the traditional route of a) trying to balance out my rapidly retreating hairline b) covering up a regrettable gang tattoo and c) being too lazy to...
The 5 Maddest Men in Manvertising
Mad Men was about advertisers being incredibly sexist @$$#()!%$ over half a century ago, and modern advertisers still think it was an educational program. Which is either a tragic shame or a terrifying example of how powerful the media has become....
I'm in the Top 1% Strongest People in the World
Recently, while sitting around a bonfire late at night with a handful of my closest friends, I made a bold statement; "I believe that I am in the top 1% strongest people in the world." They laughed, ridiculed, and called me crazy. However, I...
The Greatest Hollywood Villain (Is Not Who You Think!)
The Brits are great at exporting villains. Need someone to play a Nazi? A terrorist Nazi? A space Nazi? Go to the brits, they’ve got Merciless Empire running through their veins. So it should come as no surprise that Hollywood’s greatest villain is...
Lemco: Why Steroids Should Be Allowed In Sports
5 Dinosaurs Too Awesome to Be Trapped in Jurassic World
Jurassic World is on the way, and it's even more anachronistic than ever. It feels more dated because the original movie was 22 years ago than because the original era was 140 million. But dinosaurs are still naturally cooler than the surface of...
Review: From Broken Up to Bro 2.0
I'm going to start this review off with a couple disclaimers. First, I've never been much of a fan of self-help books. Second, I probably don't fall into the target demographic that this book is likely aimed towards, as I have reached an age where...