The only thing Albert really had in common with Wolverine was a questionable tendency to hang out with underage girls.

The Idiotic Ultron Imperative

Tony Stark tried to build something as pleasant to use as Windows, with the market domination strategy of Apple, and now Ultron is trying to kill everyone. But why would Tony do that? Building a […]


Look, about these neediness issues you have. I... I think we should see other people.

A Cat Lover’s Comprehensive Guide to Dogs: A

So you’re in the market for a new pooch. Are you looking for an imposing guard dog? A huggable companion for the kids? Something small and hairless to stuff in your Hermes handbag while dodging […]


For legal reasons they can't call it "Cold Mountain."

Review: ‘Cold Heart’ by Chandler McGrew

According to his bio, Chandler McGrew grew up in Texas and later spent a decade in Alaska. Fittingly, his latest suspense-thriller novel, Cold Heart, starts out in Houston but spends a lot of time in […]


Just men with faux-hawks.

Not All Men’s Health Magazine

graphic by Brendan McGinley Look out, Man Cave Daily, and other, lesser men’s interest sites! There’s a new¬†publication on the horizon — one for self-proclaimed real men. Guys who lament, as real men do, that […]


"Hey, this is plainly midday! Shenanigans!"

6 Ways To Be A Better One-Night Stand

We fixed sex! It used to be genital roulette, which is way worse than Russian Roulette because when you lose that lose it’s the end of all your problems. Sex ran the risk/reward ratio of […]


There's anti-hero, and then there's just pure @$$#()!%.

A Day in the Life of…Kratos, God of War

Graphic by Brendan McGinley Can you believe¬†God of War came out ten years ago today? In the blink of an eye, it’s already been an entire decade of easy button-mash play, gross cruelty, and incredibly […]


Huge guns, rad mutants, and top-tier writing.

5 Reasons To Care About ‘X-Force’

Marvel has so many X-titles that it would be difficult to tell them apart even if they used the rest of the alphabet. In the early nineties Marvel’s publication list looked like someone trying to […]


Never grip a spear that far down.

Nature’s Most Weaponized Penises

When a young boy is growing accustomed to the relationship with his penis, it does not take him long to realize that a few “pew! pew!” noises can turn what seems to be a mere […]


She's a pair of clover sunglasses away from St. Patrick's Day bingo.

The 5 Worst St. Patrick’s Day Products

St. Patrick’s Day is Christmas without the obligations: an excuse for an entire day of indulgence, but you get to spend it with whoever you like, and the gift-giving is reduced to its simplest and […]


The best thing to come out of Ireland since redheads.

3 Brilliant Beers to Try in Ireland

Ireland is more famous for drinkers than drinks, but one must surely imply the existence of the other. If only temporarily. And over the last decade we’ve brewed more than ever before. Ireland has undergone […]