Agent of B.A.N.G.
by Dan Morgridge Gentlemen, it has been too long. We here at B.A.N.G. have lost track of current events, surfing calmly through the timestream as we often do these days. While the apocalypse is not [...]
Competitive drinking games tap into two primal needs of guys. Drinking, we can safely assume, is understood. Competition, while once solved with a couple rounds of fisticuffs behind O’Malley’s barn, is maybe not quite as [...]
It’s time to be be real, friend. You don’t remember anything you learned in that photography class. That yoga mat is probably thinner than the layer of dust on top of it. The most you’ve [...]
by Dan Morgridge Think, for a moment of four of your favorite ingredients. Purchase them, combine them, and eat them. If you’re lucky, you picked four foods that at least somewhat match each other. If you’re [...]
by Dan Morgridge Some of us were raised with the knowledge that every great warrior (or at least every wrestler we ever watched on television) has their own theme music. Every western gunslinger worth a slow [...]
by Dan Morgridge Taxpayer-funded parties. I mean, those three words alone mean that the president will always have a better bash than you. Yet, looking at photos of the White House galas, there’s a lot of [...]
What does today’s B.A.N.G. have to do with a pepper company? They’re both jalapeño business.
by Dan Morgridge Once upon a time, back in those halycon days known as the aughts, Luke and Vince perfected the art of inviting themselves into the wedding–nature’s most perfect party. Drinks are flowing, happiness [...]
by Dan Morgridge So you’ve decided to hate video game music. Hey, that’s not out of the ordinary. Some kid in high school made you listen to his acoustic guitar version of “Aria de Mezzo Carattere” from Final [...]
by Dan Morgridge Master of Beasts. That, gentlemen, is the title any good pet-owning male should be able to go by. But there is a chance that our current animals of choice are not quite total badass material. [...]
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