Life Is a Bonus Round

Is a hot dog technically a sandwich? Discuss.

Testing The World’s Most Idiotically Manly Junk Food

Snacks are great. Scrotums are great. Combining the two is a painful mistake we can’t imagine anyone making more than once. Sadly we don’t need to imagine it, as companies keep catching our collective crotches […]

Writers–11 hours ago

In a winter paradise.

5 Sports That Deserve More Respect

Sports are our healthy alternative to violence, our fatality-free wars. They’re how we prove we defeat other people while leaving them alive to know it, and to do it again. They’re how we hotwire our […]

08/26/2015

This image ripples with promise.

5 Great Cheap Games You Should Buy Instead of Sequels

Video games are infinite worlds of imagination, so it’s a shame that so many are soap operas set in bombed-out warzones. Most major shooter series could be retitled The Gun And The Restless, with every […]

Writers–08/25/2015

Well...that or Stamford. But Stamford's doing okay.

Where Is Gotham City Located? The Answer, at Last…

Is Gotham City more New York or more Chicago? It’s an eternal debate in comics, and one not resolved by the Dark Knight trilogy shooting in both cities. Turns out it to be neither. One […]

Writers–08/19/2015

Space Bulk.

Nightmare Mode: The Disaster of ‘Space Hulk’

Warhammer 40K is the greatest game setting imaginable. It’s a universe where all the matter wants to kill each other, and all the physics wants to help them, preferably at melee range. Space Marine called […]

Writers–08/07/2015

Qu'est-ce-que ce dit?

4 Movie MacGuffins That Raise More Questions Than Answers

MacGuffins happen when even the writer just wants to get on with the next fight scene. They’re objects which exist only to give the characters something to do, a reason to live, and a way […]

08/03/2015

Look, you can either fight someone with weapons or want to sleep with them, but not both at the same time. Unless you're Daredevil and she's Elektra, and that's not a healthy relationship.

The Misogyny of Monogyny

Misogynists believe that women are inferior to men. Monogynists believe that they’re also inferior to one perfect woman. They’re the most common sub-species of misogynist, because most misogynists aren’t stumbling around the subway screaming about […]

Writers–07/31/2015

You can't keep a logo that rad off celluloid.

Why Marvel Must Make a Ms. Marvel Movie

Marvel need to skip ahead and make a Ms. Marvel movie right now. We know they’ve already published their movie timeline, but screwing up published timelines is half of all Marvel comic events already. It […]

07/30/2015

Anything that has to ask "Are you man enough to do this?" is probably doing so to avoid the question of whether it's worth doing.

The 5 Worst “Manly” Kickstarters

True manliness is about capability, not cooties. Which doesn’t stop dozens of dumbasses from trying to take your money with Matt Black Tactical +!++#¬†Beer-Warmers. We’ve combed Kickstarter to compile a list of most laughably “manly” […]

07/29/2015

Call of Duty: Black Ops is the perfect example of what we're talking about.

Zombies Will Never Die: Gaming’s Eternal Enemy

Zombies aren’t just an enemy in games, they’re the enemy of games, a horde of brainless repetition outnumbering and eviscerating what outposts of original thought remain in a dark and gritty virtual world. And they […]

Writers–07/27/2015