Life Is a Bonus Round

As you can see by their visors, the two main characters represent vastly different ideologies.

5 Revelations That Might Make Halo 5 Interesting

Halo 5: Guardians is the tale of heroic writers trying to add character to “literally faceless suit of armor shoots everything.” It’s the greatest tragic comedy since Shakespeare, but with less original ideas. The hype […]


Plasma is still more appetizing than the cabbage soup diet.

Doctors Hate This Chemical-Free Diet of the Stars!

The stars are always so beautiful, and now we know why they’re so hot. Here’s one smart tip for a chemical-free diet that doctors hate: simply add your food to a pot of water, then […]


Sssssip a sssssscider thisssss ssssummer.

Patio Perfection With Summer Cider Cocktails

Summer means summer drinking, which means ciders and shandies. There are those who snort that these aren’t “proper” drinks. Ironically, the only way to be wrong about which drink to enjoy is by telling someone […]


And that's coming from a site called Man Cave.

The 5 Maddest Men in Manvertising

Mad Men was about advertisers being incredibly sexist @$$#()!%$ over half a century ago, and modern advertisers still think it was an educational program. Which is either a tragic shame or a terrifying example of […]


He's certainly a comedic genius.

5 Dinosaurs Too Awesome to Be Trapped in Jurassic World

Jurassic World is on the way, and it’s even more anachronistic than ever. It feels more dated because the original movie was 22 years ago than because the original era was 140 million. But dinosaurs are […]


It died hard, but the franchise still died.

The Death of Die Hard (and an Easy Resurrection)

An excellent ’80s movie taught us how excellent ’80s movies would form the basis of a future utopia, but Bill & Ted were merely John the Baptists. Die Hard was the true revelation. We’ve already examined […]


Would you like a replicator while we're promising impossible stuff?

Mars One vs. Fighting a Dragon: Which is Less Realistic?

Welcome to Dragon One, a mission to send humans to fight a dragon in 2025. Which is plenty of time for the checks to clear. This is the tale of human progress, the heroic story […]


If you're prepared for Mad Max's life, you're prepared for anything except human kindness.

The Mad Max Guide To Self-Improvement

A Mad Max Guide to Life could be leathering up to leave your life behind, cruising the highways with other equally liberated souls. And if that’s what you were looking for, go for it! Be […]


The only thing Albert really had in common with Wolverine was a questionable tendency to hang out with underage girls.

The Idiotic Ultron Imperative

Tony Stark tried to build something as pleasant to use as Windows, with the market domination strategy of Apple, and now Ultron is trying to kill everyone. But why would Tony do that? Building a […]


Just men with faux-hawks.

Not All Men’s Health Magazine

graphic by Brendan McGinley Look out, Man Cave Daily, and other, lesser men’s interest sites! There’s a new publication on the horizon — one for self-proclaimed real men. Guys who lament, as real men do, that […]