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"Ha ha! I'm not touching you! But seriously, my repulsor rays are about to."
(Source: Marvel)

The Best Iron Man Stories to Read After Seeing ‘Iron Man 3′

by Luke McKinney The latest Iron Man movie is kicking ass, being loved worldwide, and making hundreds of millions of dollars, making it the most accurate superhero movie in history, because that’s exactly what Tony Stark [...]

2013/05/13

Sir, show some dignity!

Iron Man’s 6 Dumbest Moments

by Luke McKinney Iron Man is the world’s most successful supervillain. He’s head of a gigabilion dollar corporation, owns multiple high-tech secret lairs, goes on a drunken/sexual/robotic rampages whenever he likes, and gets away with [...]

2013/05/03

On Sera standing up counts as attempted suicide.

The Truth Behind “Gears of War: Judgment”

Gears of War: Judgment claims to reveal the story behind the Seranian wars, but brave Man Cave investigators risked their lives to penetrate a CoG base to reveal the truth. Well, actually, when they found [...]

Writers–2013/03/15

It's the sportiest sport in Sportsdom!

Five Ways To Save Olympic Wrestling

The International Olympic Commission have decided they know more about physical competition than the Ancient Greeks. Which is weird, because we don’t remember any IOC member states attacking each other in the nude but for [...]

Writers–2013/03/14

But definitely the weirdest.

Six Signs Your Love of ‘Starcraft’ Goes Too Far

The Starcraft expansion “Heart of the Swarm” launches this week, and for millions of people it’s like an update to the laws of physics: a desperate scramble to learn to survive in the new world, [...]

2013/03/11

Egon Spengler busting ghosts and styling his hair

The Ghostbusters Are Back!

by Luke McKinney Ghostbusters is one of the greatest movies ever made. If you disagree, well done on getting a wi-fi signal inside the Ecto-Containment Unit, ghost, but if your opinion counted we wouldn’t hire freelance [...]

2013/02/27

One doesn't simply...announce plans to lessen the quality of one's product.

The Internet Actually Works, and Saved A Bourbon

by Luke McKinney The internet is what happens when you connect the subconscious to a satellite network: the global transmission of millions of genitals, and horrible things you wish you’d never discovered (including or inserted into [...]

Writers–2013/02/20

Die Hard Valentines are a license to print money.

Three Ways ‘Die Hard’ Is Like Valentine’s Day

by Luke McKinney Bruce Willis has kicked the ass of terrorists, time travel, and asteroid extinction, but this February 14th he takes on his most dangerous enemy: romance. A Good Day to Die Hard is [...]

Writers–2013/02/13

Aaaaahh what is that it looks so cool I want it I want I want it!!!1!exclamation1

The Gadgets You REALLY Want for Sunday’s Game

by Luke McKinney We live in the coolest future. We might not have warp drives, but Captain Kirk was never allowed to watch the big game on that big viewscreen of his. Super Bowl Sunday [...]

Writers–2013/01/31

The worst part of any hangover is that 15-second period upon waking when you think you got away with it...and then it comes for you.

How to Beat Hangovers like a Viking

by Luke McKinney Most guides to surviving hangovers are as useless as guides to surviving asteroid impacts: badly underestimating the scale of the catastrophe, and full of technical details you won’t be able to focus [...]

Writers–2013/01/29

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