Life Is a Bonus Round
The Best Iron Man Stories to Read After Seeing ‘Iron Man 3′
by Luke McKinney The latest Iron Man movie is kicking ass, being loved worldwide, and making hundreds of millions of dollars, making it the most accurate superhero movie in history, because that’s exactly what Tony Stark [...]
Iron Man’s 6 Dumbest Moments
by Luke McKinney Iron Man is the world’s most successful supervillain. He’s head of a gigabilion dollar corporation, owns multiple high-tech secret lairs, goes on a drunken/sexual/robotic rampages whenever he likes, and gets away with [...]
The Truth Behind “Gears of War: Judgment”
Gears of War: Judgment claims to reveal the story behind the Seranian wars, but brave Man Cave investigators risked their lives to penetrate a CoG base to reveal the truth. Well, actually, when they found [...]
Five Ways To Save Olympic Wrestling
The International Olympic Commission have decided they know more about physical competition than the Ancient Greeks. Which is weird, because we don’t remember any IOC member states attacking each other in the nude but for [...]
Six Signs Your Love of ‘Starcraft’ Goes Too Far
The Starcraft expansion “Heart of the Swarm” launches this week, and for millions of people it’s like an update to the laws of physics: a desperate scramble to learn to survive in the new world, [...]
The Ghostbusters Are Back!
by Luke McKinney Ghostbusters is one of the greatest movies ever made. If you disagree, well done on getting a wi-fi signal inside the Ecto-Containment Unit, ghost, but if your opinion counted we wouldn’t hire freelance [...]
The Internet Actually Works, and Saved A Bourbon
by Luke McKinney The internet is what happens when you connect the subconscious to a satellite network: the global transmission of millions of genitals, and horrible things you wish you’d never discovered (including or inserted into [...]
Three Ways ‘Die Hard’ Is Like Valentine’s Day
by Luke McKinney Bruce Willis has kicked the ass of terrorists, time travel, and asteroid extinction, but this February 14th he takes on his most dangerous enemy: romance. A Good Day to Die Hard is [...]
The Gadgets You REALLY Want for Sunday’s Game
by Luke McKinney We live in the coolest future. We might not have warp drives, but Captain Kirk was never allowed to watch the big game on that big viewscreen of his. Super Bowl Sunday [...]
How to Beat Hangovers like a Viking
by Luke McKinney Most guides to surviving hangovers are as useless as guides to surviving asteroid impacts: badly underestimating the scale of the catastrophe, and full of technical details you won’t be able to focus [...]

















