The Devil Wears Me

Circle of life, circle of slow death. Same thing. (credit: Thinkstock)

The Broke Man’s Guide to a Girlfriend

by Luis Prada Times are tough and money is short for many. Screw it. I’ll drop the pretense. Times are tough for me. I exist in a constant state of broke. What doesn’t help is my [...]

Writers–2013/05/20

But you know who wins at everything? Rob McElhenney. That guy can't make a wrong move.

Life After Smoking: A First-Hand Account

by a Recent Quitter Smoking is one of the worst things you can do. But it makes you look and feel so cool. Most non-smokers would disagree with that, perhaps calling it the dumbest f***ing thing [...]

2013/05/16

The Dumbest Yahoo! Answers, Part 8

by Luis Prada Do you like feeling superior to others but are surrounded by intelligent people? Well, allow me to introduce you to Yahoo! Answers, a digital land where everybody’s dumb and you are king. [...]

Writers–2013/04/25

Questions to Ask Before Photographing Your Food

by Luis Prada Our smartphones are tiny, starving little data monsters that we carry in our pockets and need to feed every few minutes. They tap into the anxiety centers of our brains and demand that [...]

2013/04/02

Life Lessons from GIFs: Animal Edition

by Luis Prada Hey, folks. Do you like lessons about life? Do you also like images that move, but not very far long before they start again? Also, animals? Yes? Then oh man, are you gonna [...]

Writers–2013/03/05

Press "Y" to start. Press "Because!" to start like a BOSS.

How DRM Would Ruin the New XBox Console

by Luis Prada It’s 2013. The XBox 360 has been on store shelves and in your homes for nearly eight years. So it makes sense that the rumor mills are churning, cranking out word that a [...]

2013/03/05

It's probably a lot of this guy, yelling at their computers with violent guttural monkey sounds.

The Dumbest Yahoo! Answers, Part 7!

Alright, don’t play dumb. You know how this works. Let’s all stop pretending we don’t know this song and dance. I find dumb questions on Yahoo! Answers asked by people who are either painfully confused [...]

Writers–2013/02/22

Enjoy it, because it's only going to get weirder from here.

How a Story about Coffee Enemas Got Even Weirder

Some days a cup of coffee isn’t enough, so you arch your back and ram a tube up your ass and siphon warm coffee into your rectum. That’s what a couple from St. Petersburg, FL [...]

Writers–2013/02/15

"Don't worry, hon. I read that there's a guy breaking into houses and leaving porn on people's computers."

Did Porn Ruin Vine or Did Vine Ruin Porn?

by Luis Prada Twitter had a good thing going with limiting how much a person can say at one time. But they could only ride that train for so long before they needed to expand [...]

Writers–2013/02/08

Clearly, the flu turns you into Emperor Palpatine.

4 Mistakes Idiots Make in Flu Season

by Luis Prada It’s flu season. You probably know that because of the trails of snot you’re swirling your fingers through as you swipe across your smartphone or tablet reading this, like an exceptionally stupid kid [...]

Writers–2013/01/21

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