Science MUST know the effects of doing science drunkenly!

What’s the Focal Length of Whiskey?

People talk about beer goggles, but goggles are meant to protect those working in dangerous situations with a lot of dirt and liquid. Which can be tremendous fun. But they still restrict your view of […]

Writers–07/31/2014

Tipsy time!

The Scotch (Non-)Drinker’s Cheat Sheet

Unless you’ve been living as a hermit over the past few years (or aren’t an alcoholic), you may have noticed that scotch has become the latest rage at hipster bars all over the country. Nowadays, […]

07/25/2014

Solved: why bulls get angry at the color red. 
(Yeah, we know, bulls are colorblind, ya spoilsport...)

5 Fun Cocktails For International Tequila Day

Tequila has famous cocktails in the same way Julius Caesar had a famous friend called Brutus – a glorious power betrayed and destroyed by those meant to help serve it. The true Margarita has gone […]

Writers–07/24/2014

You're already drinking something that, by definition, is poison. Are you really going to start bitching about corn syrup?

Dear Concern Trolls: Get Out of My Beer

There’s a lot to be concerned about, when it comes to beer. Good beer, whether it’s modest stuff canned and bottled to be consumed by a large number of people at a party or the […]

07/08/2014

MowerHorror

The Worst Things that Ever Happened on a Riding Mower

For many suburban, middle-aged males, owning a riding mower is the ultimate reward for a lifetime of toil. A mechanized, potentially hazardous steed that both symbolizes a man’s mastery of the 5,000 or so square […]

Writers–07/03/2014

There's no single correct way to make a martini, but lord, there are some wrong ones.

What’s the Perfect Martini Ratio?

The martini is the one of the greatest drinks in existence. Notice how I didn’t say cocktails. I said drinks. It’s second only to Manhattans and water, and even then only because water has a […]

Writers–06/19/2014

Gin, gin, wonderful gin!

The Glory of Gin

Every culture creates their own alcohol. That’s how you can tell they’re a culture and not a species of soberly shaved apes. Rum is where the tropics turn sunshine into happiness, Scotch is how to […]

Writers–06/12/2014

Soj 'eyqu' or bij?

‘Star Trek’ Beer Finally Comes To The United States

How, precisely, it took so long for the fussy nerds of the craft beer world and the fussy nerds of the Trekkie community to overlap is beyond me. And yet, it has finally happened: Star […]

Writers–06/05/2014

Although the beer is making it blurry as well.

The Future Of Drinking

We know that thinking about the future is always better with a drink, but how will drinking become better with the future? We mixed ourselves a Manhattan, while gently chiding the world for the lack […]

Writers–05/29/2014

Florida State Spring Game

2014 NFL DRAUGHT GUIDE

You think you have it rough out there working 9-to-5 developing the next app that successfully identifies the closest happy hour with an open parking space out front? Think you deserve a day off for […]

05/08/2014

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