Neat trick: If you borrow Roddy Piper's sunglasses, this sign transforms to say "OBEY."

Tales from Walmart: Sex in Aisle 12

During the early 2000s, I spent three long, miserable working for what many consider (and with good reason) to be the absolute worst company in the world. People in depressed areas might know it as […]


009 Lingerie Day

Lingerie Day 2014!


Our 11th question was "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?" but it turns out she really is an Angel, so we bit our tongue.

10 Weird Questions with Joanna Angel

Joanna Angel is a gorgeous, funny woman who happens to be one the most genuinely nice, down-to-Earth celebrities I have ever met. She also happens to be one of the most successful female adult film […]


You know every one of these people is using a mouse that came with Windows '95.

The Dumbest Yahoo! Answers, Part X

It’s that time again; that time when we gather around the warm glow of the internet to read and mock the lack of basic knowledge or, in some cases, completely whacked-out insane musings of people […]


"Yeah, you've definitely got a severe case of undersexing."

Getting Pervy…for Science!

The stereotype of the serious, no-nonsense scientist is deeply ingrained in our society. It’s pretty hard for most of us to even picture one smiling (not counting the evil ones). But every so often these […]


Strap in--Christmas is going to get hairy.

The 5 Creepiest Christmas Songs

Everything has its dark side, even the holiday of light and giving. If you don’t believe us, try being the clerk buried under the feet of 500 overeager Black Friday shoppers. Or stay safely at […]


Everything is going to be awesome forever! (Photo: Thinkstock)

Our Top Stories of 2013

As we come to the end of 2013, we look back in fondness at the beer & body part jokes that sustained us through so many a dreary day. Or a bright, happy one. Or […]


As if dealing with two wars, a broken government, a dying planet, an insurmountable debt, and a plague of Instagram selfies weren’t encouraging enough.

Reasons Why You, the Reader, Are Special

by Jacopo della Quercia Last year, an English teacher at Wellesley High School named David McCullough made headlines when he offered the following encouragement to the school’s graduating class: “You are not special.” We understand […]


Hide and cheek.

5 Weird Search Terms You Used, You Wackadoo

by Brendan McGinley It’s that time again! Let’s see what mad desires stir within thy frame and compel thy hands to from the internet its secrets pull. And if you’re good, at the end you […]



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