Sex

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Our Top Stories of 2013

by Brendan McGinley As we come to the end of 2013, we look back in fondness at the beer & body part jokes that sustained us through so many a dreary day. Or a bright, [...]

Writers–12/16/2013

As if dealing with two wars, a broken government, a dying planet, an insurmountable debt, and a plague of Instagram selfies weren’t encouraging enough.

Reasons Why You, the Reader, Are Special

by Jacopo della Quercia Last year, an English teacher at Wellesley High School named David McCullough made headlines when he offered the following encouragement to the school’s graduating class: “You are not special.” We understand [...]

Writers–12/12/2013

Hide and cheek.

5 Weird Search Terms You Used, You Wackadoo

by Brendan McGinley It’s that time again! Let’s see what mad desires stir within thy frame and compel thy hands to from the internet its secrets pull. And if you’re good, at the end you [...]

11/22/2013

But the question on everyone's mind is what does Victoria's Secret model Lily Donaldson Google in the wee hours of the night?

5 Weird Search Terms You Used (for Some Reason)

Heaven have mercy, here comes another spate of weird search terms! Welcome to the internet’s only Victoria’s Secret angel accounting of your dark desires for knowledge, with…the weirdest search terms that brought you here! (November [...]

Writers–11/15/2013

Lettuce feed you (Photo: Man Cave Daily)

Here’s Why Veganism Sucks

by Barbara Purcell Who’s up for a mouthwatering tofu steak and a heaping side of kale and quinoa? (Bonus points if you can pronounce that last one, let alone choke it down.) Then you, my [...]

11/01/2013

But there are Victoria's Secret Angels, so all the mockery is worth it.

5 Even Weirder Search Terms You Used Recently

by Brendan McGinley Time again to gaze into the collective confusion of the internet to contemplate its mysteries. Your biggest questions you dare not ask your friends are revealed here, and then–because we’re jerks–we lay [...]

Writers–10/18/2013

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STUDY: Good News about Your Penis Size!

That’s the last time we will mention your penis, we promise.

10/14/2013

Most of our visitors are looking for Miranda Kerr, but we don't have an article about her, just great pictures like this one. Miranda--call us! We'll do an interview after our date.

5 More Weird Search Terms You Used Recently

by Brendan McGinley It’s that time again! Time to figure out what’s popular among your peers. Google has “Hot search terms,” Yahoo! has “Trending now,” and MyLittleBronyFind has “Sickest hella cool pony friends, broseph!” But [...]

Writers–10/11/2013

Can't tell if this is turning us on to pudding or off to butts. Better watch it 100 more times to be sure.

Make Your Pudding…Twerk?

by Brendan McGinley Twerking. We all love it. Some of us even do it, secretly, in our rooms, wishing for just one minute we could feel pretty. Sigh… This totally not overblown cultural phenomenon has [...]

10/07/2013

The weird thing is none of you came here looking for Bregje Heinen, when she is all any man should look for EVER.

5 Super Weird Search Terms You Used Recently

by Brendan McGinley It’s that time again! Time to figure out what’s popular among your peers. Google has “Hot search terms,” Yahoo! has “Trending now,” and MyLittleBronyFind has “Sickest hella cool pony friends, broseph!” But [...]

Writers–09/27/2013