Brian Cullen

IMG_20131125_074254Brian Cullen really, really enjoys robots but doesn’t understand how they work. He also enjoys drinking beers, and has a pretty solid understanding of how that works. You can read about his musings about both on Twitter @BucketCullen.

We have no idea what's going on and we love it.

Review: ‘Tales from the Borderlands: Atlas Mugged’

At the risk of burying the lede, let me say this right from the get go: Tales from the Borderlands isn’t just Telltale Game’s second best game (more on this in a moment)–if this season […]


Chris Christie Cowboys

Cowboys Fan Chris Christie Unites Broken America

DALLAS, TX – New Jersey governor Chris Christie was caught celebrating a Dallas Cowboys playoff victory with team owner Jerry Jones this past weekend. Almost immediately, the brash, outspoken governor – whose home state prides […]


Keep checking your watch like those inventions will ever get here, you liars.

Four Ways ‘Back to the Future Part II’ Lied to Us

As you’ve no doubt seen many, many times on your Facebook wall (oftentimes with erroneous dates), next year is the year Back to the Future Part 2 is supposed to be a reality. Like many, […]


Manziel Phantom Menace tale of the tape

TGF: Did Johnny Manziel Or Phantom Menace Have A More Disastrous Debut?

Johnny Manziel failed epically in his Browns debut. How does his failure compare to Star Wars: Episode 1 The Phantom Menace?


Which in turn breeds an untrustworthy heel.

Do Left Shoe Company’s Futuristic Methods Cut It?

In The Shawshank Redemption, Morgan Freeman’s character famously asks–“I mean, seriously, how often do you look at a man’s shoes?” I fall firmly in this camp. Or, fell. Typically I would take a look at […]


Tale of the Tape Oakland Raiders losing vs sunrise

TGF: Raiders Getting Trounced Or Sun Rising?

The Oakland Raiders lose a lot, most recently 52-0 to the St. Louis Rams. Is a Raiders trouncing more inevitable than the sun rising?


Robert Griffin III vs. Barack Obama Tale of the Tape

TGF: Is Robert Griffin III Or Barack Obama Less Popular In Washington?

The tide has shifted in Washington, on the football field and in the government. Is RG3 or Barack Obama less popular?


The first Thanksgiving was probably drunk, because what better way to make fast friends?

Drinksgiving II: The Legend Continues!

Last year we showed you the drinks to enjoy with each step of your Thanksgiving meal. But what if you’re on a liquid diet? Here are the boozes that replicate Thanksgiving dinner as you sit […]


Beer vs Food

TGF: Seahawks’ Watered-Down Beer Or Royals’ Expired Food?

The Seahawks and Royals deliver on the field. But they shortchanged fans at the concession booth, with watered-down beer and expired food.


There is no such thing as too much fun. We proved that. We proved that math here.

The Masquerade Is On Till the Masks Come Off

I don’t always drink Dos Equis. But when I do, I usually end up attending a hidden masquerade party, hobnobbing with lovely, well-dressed people, and eating reptiles. But, I’m getting ahead of myself.