Brian Cullen

IMG_20131125_074254Brian Cullen really, really enjoys robots but doesn’t understand how they work. He also enjoys drinking beers, and has a pretty solid understanding of how that works. You can read about his musings about both on Twitter @BucketCullen.

More boom is more fun.

Review: ‘Sunset Overdrive’

The plot of Sunset Overdrive is as follows: you work for a company named FizzCo. (basically a cross between the worst parts of Walmart with the reach and brand recognition of Coca-Cola). They invent a [...]


Peyton Manning Ron Artest tale of the tape

TGF: Is It Worse to Anger Peyton Manning Or Ron Artest?

Did the Broncos scoreboard guy or the fan who threw a soda at Ron Artest make a greater enemy?


Tom Brady vs. Air Dancer Tale of the Tape

TGF: Tom Brady Vs. An Airdancer, Who Is Floppier?

Tom Brady seemed to flop in a recent Pats-Jets game. How does he stand up to one of those inflatable things you see outside of car dealers?


Adrian Peterson Anakin Skywalker Tale of the Tape

TGF: Adrian Peterson Or Anakin Skywalker, Worse Fall From Grace?

Adrian Peterson’s fall from grace has been epic. But does it measure up to that of Anakin Skywalker aka Darth Vader?


Minnesota Vikings vs. actual Viking massacre in 1066

TGF: Which Viking Massacre Was Worse?

The Packers destroyed the Vikings in Week 5. Was it worse than an actual Viking massacre?


Steve Smith Justin Timberlake Tale of the Tape

TGF: Steve Smith Vs. Justin Timberlake, Better After The Breakup?

Sometimes a breakup is the best thing for everyone. How have Steve Smith and Justin Timberlake done?


Just not any party you'd feel comfortable attending.

Review: Bert Kresicher’s ‘Life of the Party’

You guys, I’m really conflicted about Bert Kreischer and his new book Life of the Party: Stories of a Perpetual Man-Child. So much so that I had to completely delete my first draft of this [...]


Tale of the Tape Devin Hester

TGF: Is Devin Hester Or Better At Returns?

Devin Hester of the Atlanta Falcons has an NFL record 20 returns for touchdown. But how does he stack up against Amazon?


Buffalo Bills vs Craigslist Tale of the Tape

TGF: Which Deal Is Worse: Buffalo Bills Sale Or A Craigslist Ripoff?

Terry Pegula will pay over $1 billion for the NFL’s Buffalo Bills. Would getting ripped off on Craigslist be a better deal?


They headbang! They have mohawks! They're robots! ...wait, is this a poorly animated Hanna-Barbera cartoon from the '70s?

Inhuman Metal

I’m not a metal connoisseur, and by that I mean I neither know what the best line up of Slayer was, nor do I have any particularly strong opinions regarding aluminum. But I know what [...]




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