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Brian Cullen

IMG_20131125_074254Brian Cullen really, really enjoys robots but doesn’t understand how they work. He also enjoys drinking beers, and has a pretty solid understanding of how that works. You can read about his musings about both on Twitter @BucketCullen.

Manziel Phantom Menace tale of the tape

TGF: Did Johnny Manziel Or Phantom Menace Have A More Disastrous Debut?

Johnny Manziel failed epically in his Browns debut. How does his failure compare to Star Wars: Episode 1 The Phantom Menace?

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Which in turn breeds an untrustworthy heel.

Do Left Shoe Company’s Futuristic Methods Cut It?

In The Shawshank Redemption, Morgan Freeman’s character famously asks–“I mean, seriously, how often do you look at a man’s shoes?” I fall firmly in this camp. Or, fell. Typically I would take a look at […]


Tale of the Tape Oakland Raiders losing vs sunrise

TGF: Raiders Getting Trounced Or Sun Rising?

The Oakland Raiders lose a lot, most recently 52-0 to the St. Louis Rams. Is a Raiders trouncing more inevitable than the sun rising?


Robert Griffin III vs. Barack Obama Tale of the Tape

TGF: Is Robert Griffin III Or Barack Obama Less Popular In Washington?

The tide has shifted in Washington, on the football field and in the government. Is RG3 or Barack Obama less popular?


The first Thanksgiving was probably drunk, because what better way to make fast friends?

Drinksgiving II: The Legend Continues!

Last year we showed you the drinks to enjoy with each step of your Thanksgiving meal. But what if you’re on a liquid diet? Here are the boozes that replicate Thanksgiving dinner as you sit […]


Beer vs Food

TGF: Seahawks’ Watered-Down Beer Or Royals’ Expired Food?

The Seahawks and Royals deliver on the field. But they shortchanged fans at the concession booth, with watered-down beer and expired food.


There is no such thing as too much fun. We proved that. We proved that math here.

The Masquerade Is On Till the Masks Come Off

I don’t always drink Dos Equis. But when I do, I usually end up attending a hidden masquerade party, hobnobbing with lovely, well-dressed people, and eating reptiles. But, I’m getting ahead of myself.


Tale of the Tape Cleveland Browns vs. Gust of Wind

TGF: More Dignified Losing To Cleveland Browns Or Strong Gust Of Wind?

The fading Bengals lost to the surging Browns, not really an NFL powerhouse. Is it more dignified to lose to the Browns or a gust of wind?


Cardinals Royals Cinderella Story Tale of the Tape

TGF: Arizona Cardinals Or Kansas City Royals The Better Cinderella Story?

The Arizona Cardinals lead the NFC with a 7-1 record. How do they compare to the Kansas City Royals, this year’s other Cinderella team?


More boom is more fun.

Review: ‘Sunset Overdrive’

The plot of Sunset Overdrive is as follows: you work for a company named FizzCo. (basically a cross between the worst parts of Walmart with the reach and brand recognition of Coca-Cola). They invent a […]




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