Brian Cullen really, really enjoys robots but doesn’t understand how they work. He also enjoys drinking beers, and has a pretty solid understanding of how that works. You can read about his musings about both on Twitter @BucketCullen.
Johnny Manziel failed epically in his Browns debut. How does his failure compare to Star Wars: Episode 1 The Phantom Menace?
In The Shawshank Redemption, Morgan Freeman’s character famously asks–“I mean, seriously, how often do you look at a man’s shoes?” I fall firmly in this camp. Or, fell. Typically I would take a look at […]
The Oakland Raiders lose a lot, most recently 52-0 to the St. Louis Rams. Is a Raiders trouncing more inevitable than the sun rising?
The tide has shifted in Washington, on the football field and in the government. Is RG3 or Barack Obama less popular?
Last year we showed you the drinks to enjoy with each step of your Thanksgiving meal. But what if you’re on a liquid diet? Here are the boozes that replicate Thanksgiving dinner as you sit […]
The Seahawks and Royals deliver on the field. But they shortchanged fans at the concession booth, with watered-down beer and expired food.
I don’t always drink Dos Equis. But when I do, I usually end up attending a hidden masquerade party, hobnobbing with lovely, well-dressed people, and eating reptiles. But, I’m getting ahead of myself.
The fading Bengals lost to the surging Browns, not really an NFL powerhouse. Is it more dignified to lose to the Browns or a gust of wind?
The Arizona Cardinals lead the NFC with a 7-1 record. How do they compare to the Kansas City Royals, this year’s other Cinderella team?
The plot of Sunset Overdrive is as follows: you work for a company named FizzCo. (basically a cross between the worst parts of Walmart with the reach and brand recognition of Coca-Cola). They invent a […]