Dan Morgridge

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B.A.N.G. – Mating Madness!

by Dan Morgridge Gentlemen, it has been too long. We here at B.A.N.G. have lost track of current events, surfing calmly through the timestream as we often do these days. While the apocalypse is not [...]

Writers–2013/03/22

This is what you do with a drunken sailor early in the morning.

You Drank My Battleshots!

Competitive drinking games tap into two primal needs of guys. Drinking, we can safely assume, is understood. Competition, while once solved with a couple rounds of fisticuffs behind O’Malley’s barn, is maybe not quite as [...]

Writers–2013/03/20

Yep, that's a Flaming Moe, a.k.a. a Flaming Homer.

Fictional Cocktail Party!

Hollywood’s habit of pitching any possible tie-in to kids is like a reverse junkie habit. Did you like that? Have a skateboard of it. Have a toothpaste of it. Have a Slurpee of it! (Obviously, the trend is alive [...]

Writers–2013/03/13

How To Be Evil

It’s time to be be real, friend. You don’t remember anything you learned in that photography class. That yoga mat is probably thinner than the layer of dust on top of it. The most you’ve [...]

Writers–2012/11/29

Underneath those masks? Woody Guthrie, Elvis Presley, and Orpheus

A Brief History of Supergroups

by Dan Morgridge Think, for a moment of four of your favorite ingredients. Purchase them, combine them, and eat them. If you’re lucky, you picked four foods that at least somewhat match each other. If you’re [...]

2012/09/26

Why Don’t You Have Your Own Theme Music?

by Dan Morgridge Some of us were raised with the knowledge that every great warrior (or at least every wrestler we ever watched on television) has their own theme music. Every western gunslinger worth a slow [...]

Writers–2012/08/23

Braaaains! And pollen. But mostly brraaaaaiiinns!

B.A.N.G.: Internal Affairs Edition

What does today’s B.A.N.G. have to do with a pepper company? They’re both jalapeño business.

Writers–2012/08/16

"Sir, you're drunk and saluting the wedding cake."

How to Evict a Wedding Crasher

by Dan Morgridge Once upon a time, back in those halycon days known as the aughts, Luke and Vince perfected the art of inviting themselves into the wedding–nature’s most perfect party. Drinks are flowing, happiness [...]

2012/08/01

Behold! The Brock Lesnar of sea monsters

Three Mythical Creatures We Might Get (and Three We Want)

by Dan Morgridge Master of Beasts. That, gentlemen, is the title any good pet-owning male should be able to go by. But there is a chance that our current animals of choice are not quite total badass material. [...]

Writers–2012/07/23

This...this is why the internet is wonderful

The Right Games for the Wrong Occasion

Look chief, we’re not your mom over here. You’re goofing off, and frankly, we don’t care. Maybe the work day is done. Maybe you need a break! Maybe you’re waiting for something big and need [...]

Writers–2012/07/06

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