Dan Morgridge is a spiffy guy
by Dan Morgridge Sometimes, a guy’s just not that into tunes — sad, but understandable. Sometimes, a guy’s into teenage girl pop and he pretends he’s just not that into tunes. (Look around you. One of [...]
by Dan Morgridge Gentlemen, to dine is divine. But the enemies of humanity know the way to our hearts is through our stomachs, and they usually don’t want to do good things to our hearts. [...]
Gentlemen, gentlemen, gentlemen. I address you this week with a little bit of tut-tutting in my voice. So a man got loopy on some chemicals and ate another man’s face. Big deal! I feel for [...]
It’s a weird musical world out there. I mean, it always has been, but I’m not just talking about unspeakably bizarre band concepts. It’s the market! Artists get killed on record sales, radio is a [...]
Gentlemen! Long time no see. Have you lost weight? New deodorant? Teeth whitened? Something seems new and exciting about you! What product has unleashed your potent but friendly masculinity? … …Gents, that was a trick. [...]
“Just a good beer” is what you tell the bartender when you want to get punched in the face. We’re in golden days of beer drinking, and there’s some serious competition out there for your [...]
This week in Badass Apocalyptic News for Gents — real-life superheroes are here at last! Gentlemen! We are yet again one day closer to the future. Well, at least all of the futures in [...]
But we are resolutely Con Air. Our own Dan Morgridge assesses the summer blockbusters. Or, for a more cynical view, check out “Summer Blockbusters? Don’t Mind if I Don’t.”
Strong female characters in movies have come a long way, but there are still some things that we just don’t see very often. A young heroine can be thoughtful, fight crime or both, but she’s [...]
Gentlemen, a fine belated May Day to you. As B.A.N.G. headquarters is located in a remote facility somewhere within 12,500 miles of Chicago, we are happy to celebrate a belated International Worker’s Day…HUMAN workers, that [...]
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