Dan Seitz

Dan Seitz is the creative director at GammaSquad and the gadget guy at Guyism

Pictured: a guy shortly about to be fired.

Office Politics Explained By Video Games

by Dan Seitz Video games are useful and flexible metaphor for the larger difficulties we face in life. Except life has a crummy control scheme, the economy is too realistic, and you don’t get any [...]

Writers–2013/02/25

You search an image library for "Crazy," you're bound to find a few hipster Chihuahuas.

Are Beliebers Crazier than Other Music Fans?

by Dan Seitz  Amid his constantly running into glass walls and beating the ever-loving crap out of paparazzi who block him into a parking space with his car, it’s easy to forget that Justin Bieber is A) [...]

Writers–2012/07/19

"YAY! Me only cut off half me head making pasta!"

Five Insulting Assumptions About Men Cooking

by Dan Seitz So, you have a penis, and you’re near a stove with some food. Today, friend, you will discover what it’s like to be stereotyped. Granted that this is in no way oppression, [...]

Writers–2012/07/13

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Five Things You Learn at the American Craft Beer Festival

On June 1st and 2nd, the American Craft Beer Festival was held in Boston. I was there, as part of my journalistic duties. It was difficult for me, but I hung in there because you, [...]

2012/06/27

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Four Subtle Ways To Mock Your Boss At Work

Not all of us love the people who employ us. Your author, for example, is currently writing this from outside a windowless van at the house of his editor, where, when he comes home, said [...]

2012/06/25

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Five Things to Do with Crap Beer

So your old friend came over. You know the one we mean: the guy who got a nickname like Meat, or Tank, or The Human Keg, and has been living up to it ever since. [...]

Writers–2012/06/21

Much more in demand than a Beanie Baby

Beanie Baby or Stripper?

Some products share disturbing similarities in naming. For example, most Android phones sound like condoms, and most SUVs sound like terrible bars in the suburbs. Do you drive your Enclave to the Enclave? But nowhere [...]

2012/05/08

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How To Decorate Your Apartment Like the Alleged Adult You Are

So, you’ve graduated college. You’ve gotten an apartment, probably with three other people, but the point is you have a living space that you pay rent on with some kind of job, where you can [...]

2012/04/26

If it turns blue, the water's cold!

Five Nominal “Beers” You Need to Stop Buying

Look, not everybody can, and not everybody should, be a beer snob. When somebody shows up to a football party with a four-pack of sour kriek and there are ten people at least, he should [...]

2012/04/04

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Five Things You Shouldn’t Do On St. Patrick’s Day

Soon, St. Patrick’s Day will be upon us, a holiday about some dude who got kidnapped by pirates. No, seriously. That’s how he first came to Ireland. And then he drove out all the snakes, [...]

Writers–2012/03/15

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