E. Reid Ross

UnknownWhat E. Reid Ross doesn’t know could fill a book, but he is eager to learn how to sell that book for video game money. Feel free to friend him on Facebook and check out his supple body of work over on Cracked.com. He and a few pals also blaspheme old comics at RealToyGun.com

From Russia, with lust

So Your Daughter is Growing Up Hot

I waited until relatively late in life to start having kids. It’s just the way it worked out. With my son, this could present a problem if he decides to become an athlete, as pretty [...]


It's a dirty job, but someone had to do it.

Review: ‘Mother Nature Is Trying to Kill You’

Immediately after seeing the title of this book, I knew it was going to be hard giving it a fair and honest review. I love the disturbing and horrible side of nature, and Dr. Dan [...]


That's her on the right.

Going Natural: Carly Brooke’s Featured Creatures

Carly Brooke is the creator and proprietor of The Featured Creature, a website which highlights some of the world’s lesser-known and stranger animals. Just about every day you can visit and see something new there, [...]


But that's exactly what he'd expect coolers like us to say.

Review: ‘Relentless: From Good to Great to Unstoppable’

Tim Grover’s life story is an inspiring one. If it was made into something I could watch on TV, I’d probably DVR it. In fact, here’s a pitch for his own Lifetime Network movie of [...]



Review: Brooklyn Bounce

Brooklyn Bounce by Jake Appleman details the NBA Nets’ 2012 move from New Jersey to New York’s most storied borough. Mr Appleman, who has covered pro basketball for numerous publications over the years, gives readers [...]


"Yeah, you've definitely got a severe case of undersexing."

Getting Pervy…for Science!

The stereotype of the serious, no-nonsense scientist is deeply ingrained in our society. It’s pretty hard for most of us to even picture one smiling (not counting the evil ones). But every so often these [...]


How many meanings can you think of for "mushroom cloud"? Two. The number is two.

Apoopalypse Now!

by E. Reid Ross The topic of poop isn’t a people pleaser. I get that. But this is for your own good. This is something you need to know. It’s precisely because we don’t like [...]


What you can't see is the mantis is wearing a tiny t-shirt with Steven's face on it.

Enter the Bug Man

by E. Reid Ross If you’re looking for a career in the entertainment field, the good news is that you don’t have to be a brooding pretty boy or a top-heavy anorexic in order to [...]


It's a commentary on artists who sign their work. "But don't you see," sighs the exasperated Jack Russell terrier, "The art IS the signature!" Then he sips a coffee and scoffs at things.

The World’s Most Disgusting Art

by E. Reid Ross Remember that “Piss Christ” guy, Andres Serrano, and the controversy he stirred up back in the 1980s? Well, he was neither the first, nor will he be the last to scoop [...]



Words that Terrify Every New Father

Did you know August is the month when the most babies are born in the U.S.? Of course you didn’t, because you’re out there having fun and praying you never know the terrors of fatherhood. [...]