Jacopo della Quercia

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Jacopo della Quercia is a man of many talents who somehow eluded death in 1438. He can regularly be found at Cracked and on Twitter @Jacopo_della_Q.


"Haha I'm not touching youuuu..."

A Day in the Life of…Spider-Man

Spider-Man, Spider-Man, does whatever a spider can, including bite his opponent to dissolve them from the inside. No? Okay, well, most everything else. But Peter Parker’s a busy guy, between classes at Empire University, dating not one [...]

08/01/2014

Vroom vroom! Make way for Professor Fun!

A Day in the Life of…Nikola Tesla

graphic by Brendan McGinley Nikola Tesla was, as per his Wikipedia entry, “a was a Serbian-American inventor, electrical engineer, mechanical engineer, and futurist,” but they forget to include his most popular roles: supergenius, heartthrob, and [...]

07/10/2014

This is pretty much how every prediction we make ends up--even what we'll be having for lunch.

A Day in the Life of…the Large Hadron Collider

graphic by Brendan McGinley The Large Hadron Collider at CERN — who can explain what it is and what it does? Nobody except scientists. And who trusts scientists? They’re the ones who invented global warming–or [...]

07/04/2014

Hobbies include judging you, figurine collecting, and brainwashing children to fight for him.

A Day in the Life of…Professor X

People are going to bully you no matter what you do. But if you’re lucky, you can form a group of friends who will band together to support each other, realize how much more we [...]

Writers–05/19/2014

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A Day in the Life of…Willy Wonka

Can you believe Roald Dahl’s book about a boy who inherits a chocolate factory is 50 years old? And it’s been devoid of racism for most of those? Since we know Willy Wonka doesn’t age much and [...]

Writers–04/28/2014

But do those mighty tresses heed the golden rule?

A Day in the Life of…Leonardo da Vinci

graphic by Brendan McGinley It’s Leo! Today’s teens go gaga for none other than the one, the only, the brilliant Leonardo da V– Hold on, we’ve just been passed a note. …well who the heck [...]

Writers–04/15/2014

When you're a world-famous action star, you're always Putin on the Ritz!

A Day in the Life of…Steven Seagal

graphic by Brendan McGinley Steven Seagal is a divisive character. There are some who think him delusional, arrogant, egotistical, and a bit hopped up on his own glory (see all previous links). Of course, this [...]

Writers–04/10/2014

For their own good, children must not be allowed to read. ...Is that right?

7 Innocent-Sounding Books That Should Be Kept Far Away from Children

You know the old expression of how you can’t judge a book by its cover? The same could easily be said for titles also. Especially when you consider how Walmart-friendly some of the most inappropriate [...]

02/11/2014

Enjoy birthday cake. 
...CAN you...enjoy? Cake?

A Day in the Life of…Dick Cheney

Today is former Vice President Dick Cheney’s 73rd birthday. These are the facts. Beyond those, we know little. The man who was once a heartbeat away from the presidency has led a fairly private life [...]

Writers–01/30/2014

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These Iconic Movie Moments Were Entirely Ad-Libbed

By now, you probably know how Indiana Jones and his insufferable bowels made for one of the best moments in motion picture history. The following examples, however, should take you by surprise. Behold, some of [...]

Writers–01/28/2014

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