Jason Iannone

Jason Iannone is a humorist and editor for hire.  He can currently be found at Cracked and TopTenz, as well as the usual social media thises and thats.

Keeping the bench warm is not a legitimate use.

How The Jets Can Actually Make Tim Tebow Useful

by Jason Iannone Last season, the New York Jets fell to Earth in the most hilarious manner imaginable, with a 6-10 record that looks far better than it actually was. When your quarterback fumbles the [...]

Writers–2013/04/24

Get those stubborn bloodstains out with baking soda and lemon juice.

It’s Time To Spruce Up Your Evil Castle

by Jason Iannone I have been observing mad scientists, Satanic demons, and other evildoers my entire life. I have to admit; it looks like a sweet gig. You can punch people all you want and [...]

Writers–2013/04/12

Bruised bones and bloody claw marks are just another day at the office for this student turned pro wrestler.

Interview: Addy Starr, Hardcore Women’s Wrestler

by Jason Iannone It’s one thing to be a WWE superstar, practicing your craft in front of millions every week on TV. Your Super Bowl, WrestleMania XXIX, is coming up real soon. Anywhere from 80,000-90,000 people [...]

Writers–2013/03/12

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Game from the Grave: ‘Tomb Raider: The Action Adventure’ DVD

by Jason Iannone One of the downsides to growing up is that life gets so damn BUSY. Gotta work, gotta raise the kids, gotta spend 12 hours with a phone strapped to your ear because your [...]

Writers–2013/03/04

C'mon, football, knock this crap off. (Photo: Ezra Shaw/Getty Images Sport/Getty Images)

The NFL Runs a Caption Contest (and It Is Awful)

by Jason Iannone Being funny is hard. You know what’s even harder though? Dealing with people who think they’re funny, but aren’t even close. Social media has made dealing with them even harder, as these [...]

Writers–2013/02/28

Which prompts the question: do the translators who sign the lyrics for the hearing impaired take this many liberties?

5 Awkward Attempts to Reinvent the National Anthem

by Jason Iannone America’s an A-OK place to be. We have great food, plentiful beer, and the women are gorgeous at least 50% of the time. One of our biggest issues though, is the double [...]

Writers–2013/02/01

Oh yeah, because the part of being Hef that everybody wants to live vicariously is the day-to-day media empire management.

5 Awful Tie-In Videogames

by Jason Iannone Not everything can be a videogame, they say. Not every aspect of pop-culture can be interactive, they say. Who are “they”? Unimaginative quitters, that’s who. Sadly, imagination can fail us at times. [...]

Writers–2013/01/22

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A Complete Idiot’s First Eating Challenge

by Jason Iannone Ever eaten a giant flippin’ burger for no reason other than it was there and your stomach was growly? Of course not; most people that do something so ridiculous prepare in advance. The [...]

Writers–2013/01/14

Really? Parental advisory? For shame, Kathie Lee.

4 Awful Celebrity Kids’ Albums (Plus Two Great Ones)

by Jason Iannone For some reason, many celebrities feel that because they’re famous for one thing, they should be equally famous for another. In this case, they want to sing to children. Shockingly, there are quite [...]

Writers–2013/01/02

On a long enough timeline, every doomsayer is correct...except these guys.

Apocalypse…How? The Goofiest Ways the World Ends

By Jason Iannone Imagine if you turned 0n the news on December 21 and all that end-of-the-world stuff was actually happening? What do you expect to see? Hellfire and brimstone? Earthquakes galore? Tidal waves as high [...]

Writers–2012/12/19

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