Hello I am Kyle Ayers. How is you?

Kyle Ayers is a comedian and writer living in New York City. He has performed alongside anyone and everyone, such as Nick Thune, Dave Attell, Reggie Watts, Nick Vatterott, Nikki Glaser, Derrick Comedy (Mystery Team), Broken Lizard (Super Troopers), Tommy Johnagin and more. He has trained at iO and Second City in Chicago, in the improv-ing. He writes for KorkedBats.com and CBS because doing comedy for free doesn’t pay very well. He was in the feature film Box Elder, which showed all over the country, as well as a few other flicks. He runs a comedy show in Williamsburg, Brooklyn, called Game Night. He has starred in numerous sketches and been featured on the front page of FunnyOrDie.com. He specializes in short, concise sentences about his comedy career. You can follow him on Twitter @KyleAyers.

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A Wittier Twitter: Follow these Funny People

by Kyle Ayers & Brendan McGinley Twitter is an overwhelming world of wannabes. B-listers and below run rampant, and it can be hard to find quality to add to your timeline. Comedians are no exception, [...]

2012/12/27

America's Dad.

America’s Dad: Bill Cosby

by Kyle Ayers and Brendan McGinley As a comedian and performer, Bill Cosby transcends generations. His storied, celebrated stand-up comedy career led to one of the most beloved sitcoms of all time. The Cosby Show [...]

2012/12/07

Jennie Finch, you are literally the American man's dream

Olympic Sports that Should Be (and a Couple That Shouldn’t)

by Kyle Ayers The Olympics unite the world through competition, a once every four years get together where we can celebrate athleticism, the human spirit and Apollo Anton Ohno endorsement deals. As fans, we get [...]

Writers–2012/07/25

Never squeeze a hot dog this hard, ladies

The Murky History of the Hot Dog

The annual Nathan’s Famous Hot Dog Eating Contest is the most American spectacle in all of sports. I consider it a sport, yes, because anything that America can win should be considered a sport. And [...]

2012/07/03

This could easily be 1948

How To Survive Fantasy Baseball

By now you’re probably hitting the first wall of fantasy league fatigue. Never fear! We have a guide to preserving your sanity…as much as any man sitting at his basement computer memorizing statistics about a [...]

2012/05/22

Irwin, La Broad, & Pudlin / Wikipedia

The Least Athletic Athletes of All Time

Professional athletes are the pinnacle of human physicality. They spend tireless hours in the gym, perfecting their bodies to push their physical limits, all so we can feel entertained while we chug another beer. Athletes [...]

2012/05/15

*Note: Let’s talk a bit about DragonSlay3r6_9 real quick. This is an intriguing screenname. There is no doubt his original intent was to have the screenname DragonSlayer69, but availability forced him to make some concessions. The following eBay names had to ALL be taken before he chose his: DragonSlayer69, DragonSlay3r69, DragonSlayer6_9, DragonSlayer_69 and a few more. But there was no giving up for this gentleman, he needed everyone to know that he slays dragons and knows the funniest number, even if it compromised formatting.

Master of Craigslist

The internet is a vast, scary, fantastic place. It is infinite, you can do almost anything. I recently tracked down a piece of the Aggro Crag from Nickelodeon’s Global Guts, but lost the bidding to [...]

2012/05/07

Wikipedia / Dept. of Justice

Five Famous Fiscal Failures

When I was fifteen I had a job selling cheaply made toys at a kiosk at the mall. The owner of the kiosk paid me cash, and didn’t know so much as my last name [...]

2012/04/17

Michael N. Todaro/Stringer/Getty

Why Wrestling Sucks Now

Everyone who has ever liked anything hates to see it change. We are all under the illusion that everything was at its best when we grew up with it, that our music is better, the [...]

2012/04/02

What's more fake: wrestling or The Jersey Shore?

Wrath of the Titans: The Rock vs. John Cena

Depending on your opinion of professional wrestling, this weekend is either the biggest of big or the normalist of normal. It’s Wrestlemania weekend. Wrestlemania remains the one pay-per-view event that seems to find its way [...]

2012/03/29

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