Luke McKinney

Luke McKinney  writes about games, drink, science, and everything else that makes life amazing. He’s a columnist  on Cracked and writes for several beer magazines. He’s also available for hire. Follow him on Tumblr  and Twitter @lukemckinney.


"Ha ha! I'm not touching you! But seriously, my repulsor rays are about to."
(Source: Marvel)

The Best Iron Man Stories to Read After Seeing ‘Iron Man 3′

by Luke McKinney The latest Iron Man movie is kicking ass, being loved worldwide, and making hundreds of millions of dollars, making it the most accurate superhero movie in history, because that’s exactly what Tony Stark [...]

2013/05/13

On Sera standing up counts as attempted suicide.

The Truth Behind “Gears of War: Judgment”

Gears of War: Judgment claims to reveal the story behind the Seranian wars, but brave Man Cave investigators risked their lives to penetrate a CoG base to reveal the truth. Well, actually, when they found [...]

Writers–2013/03/15

It's the sportiest sport in Sportsdom!

Five Ways To Save Olympic Wrestling

The International Olympic Commission have decided they know more about physical competition than the Ancient Greeks. Which is weird, because we don’t remember any IOC member states attacking each other in the nude but for [...]

Writers–2013/03/14

It's such a small step from Green Man to the shame of the party.

How Irish Superheroes Spend St Patrick’s Day

by Luke McKinney The Irish Defense and Justice Interdiction Team were trapped in their secret headquarters, a pub hidden in the shadow of a Guinness distillery. They kept trying to move to a better base – [...]

2013/03/12

One doesn't simply...announce plans to lessen the quality of one's product.

The Internet Actually Works, and Saved A Bourbon

by Luke McKinney The internet is what happens when you connect the subconscious to a satellite network: the global transmission of millions of genitals, and horrible things you wish you’d never discovered (including or inserted into [...]

Writers–2013/02/20

Die Hard Valentines are a license to print money.

Three Ways ‘Die Hard’ Is Like Valentine’s Day

by Luke McKinney Bruce Willis has kicked the ass of terrorists, time travel, and asteroid extinction, but this February 14th he takes on his most dangerous enemy: romance. A Good Day to Die Hard is [...]

Writers–2013/02/13

Aaaaahh what is that it looks so cool I want it I want I want it!!!1!exclamation1

The Gadgets You REALLY Want for Sunday’s Game

by Luke McKinney We live in the coolest future. We might not have warp drives, but Captain Kirk was never allowed to watch the big game on that big viewscreen of his. Super Bowl Sunday [...]

Writers–2013/01/31

Nicole, last year’s winging Wingette with her new Harley Davidson.

Meet the World Wing Bowl Champions

by Luke McKinney February brings us a clash of titans, trained athletes putting their bodies through hours of grueling torture to do professionally what most of us only do for a bit of fun: eating [...]

Writers–2013/01/30

The worst part of any hangover is that 15-second period upon waking when you think you got away with it...and then it comes for you.

How to Beat Hangovers like a Viking

by Luke McKinney Most guides to surviving hangovers are as useless as guides to surviving asteroid impacts: badly underestimating the scale of the catastrophe, and full of technical details you won’t be able to focus [...]

Writers–2013/01/29

Saint Badass of Schwarzenegger

Stop Arnold Schwarzenegger for His Own Good

Arnold Schwarzenegger has made more things involving ass-kicking than the guy who invented shoes. He’s best known for a superintelligent computer in charge of killing the entire world calculating that the most lethal killer ever [...]

Writers–2013/01/24

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