It's Twins Days!

MCD says: Yes, Twins Days, the weekend every summer when twins convene in Twinsburg, OH to read each other's thoughts and traumatize that kid from The Shining. Let's admire some, shall we?

Oh, and just to run with the theme, we partnered these pictures to their ideological twins, while letting our evil twin comment on them.

MCD's evil twin says: These lovely ladies are probably angels. That or they replaced their eyes with tiny planet Earths.

The Beach Twins

MCD says: It's a sign of good character when girls take a Facebook picture and don't make duck face. We would totally hit on these ladies.

MCD's evil twin says: It's no secret that inhibitions are loosened at the beach. What else is on that camera?

The Beach Twins: Running at You Edition

MCD says: So this is either a Wiz Khalifa video or Pittsburgh's smartest tourism ad ever. "Pittsburgh -- give us the money you would have spent here and we'll send you to the Caribbean."

MCD's evil twin says: Why is this picture not a GIF? WHY?!

The Slightly Lesbian Twins

MCD says: Oh, twin girls, you are always cuddling each other and laughing. It wouldn't be right for you to kiss, but we wouldn't exactly call it wrong, either. Yes we would. That's incest. Ew.

MCD's evil twin says: KISS! KISS! KISS! ...but seriously, don't kiss.

The So Lesbian It's Unnerving Twins

MCD says: Man, this thing just leapt straight into Eyes Wide Shut territory. They're likely going to do some kind of weird yoga/dance performance next while a shirtless guy with a hairy belly smacks a tambourine.

MCD's evil twin says: They made it weird, but we're cool with weird.

The Santa Red & Santa Blue Twins

MCD says: Christmas comes twice this year! The gender switchup makes this a much more successful duplication of a cherished icon than that time Superman split into red and blue versions.

MCD's evil twin says: We'll have a blue Christmas...but not without you.

The "We're Like This All the Time!" Red & Blue Twins

MCD says: Say, it's not Christmas anymore! Now you ladies are creeping us out a little. What's that? W--we can HEAR YOU IN OUR THOUGHTS! Get out of our head! Why are your eyes red and blue? AIEEEEE!

MCD's evil twin says: Maybe they just color-coordinate so neither of them ever forgets which twin they are.

The Underdressed for a Sex Party Twins

MCD says: Man, we wish we hadn't played that Eyes Wide Shut reference already because this...this is PLAINLY the weird, asensual sex party in this gallery. There's the ornate mansion behind them, there are the creepy masks. And the reality is, even for rich folks, it's hard to find a bevy of twins willing to silently join your weird orgy. So when you meet a couple at the mall who are game, you don't tell them to go home and change, you get them to the party tout suite.

MCD's evil twin says: We're starting to think twins aren't implicitly creepy so much as implicitly prone to convincing people they are. ...Nah, that's a lie. They're nature's clones, sprung from their own idea of themselves before they even had thoughts. You know who else has an origin like that? Only dead Mesopotamian gods.

The Too Much Roleplaying Twins

MCD says: We've already got sexy twins, so that's one fantasy, and it was thoughtful of them to don specs to play to our nerd and librarian attractions. But it's like once they had their hair in pigtails, one of them whispered, "We should..." and the other murmured "...pretend to be naughty schoolgirls." That's a lot going on, and frankly, that lollipop makes them look younger than we care to ogle.

MCD's evil twin says: That said: two hot twins sharing a lolly.

The "All Orange People Look Alike But You Happen to Be" Twins

MCD says: What goes well with a lollipop? How about these Twompa-Loompas from a 1990s music video?

MCD's evil twin says: This is a classic case of someone who looks amazing in this particular photograph, but will have trouble finding their niche in the real world as freakishly tall and gangly orange people in formfitting latex. Unless you have a space station that needs two competent and deadly assistants to run it, they're going to be out on the street.

The Go-Go Twins are Game-Game for Anything

MCD says: Fa-fa-fab! These go-go (say, that's a twin word!) gals are groovy when they movey! All the teens agree they're the mostest, and they're on the cutting edge...of the 1960s. Which means they're the first in their class to try drugs, sex, and the more annoying freedom rock albums. Truly, the '60s were all about loss of innocence.

MCD's evil twin says: Well...what's wrong with loss of innocence?

The Paradoxically Untouchably Sexy Twins

MCD says: If the Go-Go Twins made a wholesome appearance while experimenting with debauchery, what to make of these two? They're practically catalogue-stock sexy, but they have an innocent vulnerability that shields them from just about anything we'd normally think about naked coeds cuddling in a bed of roses.

MCD's evil twin says: That's it. We're done. There's nothing better beyond this. We want to go to there. And we'll keep our hands and thoughts to ourselves when we get there.