The Underdressed for a Sex Party Twins
MCD says: Man, we wish we hadn't played that Eyes Wide Shut reference already because this...this is PLAINLY the weird, asensual sex party in this gallery. There's the ornate mansion behind them, there are the creepy masks. And the reality is, even for rich folks, it's hard to find a bevy of twins willing to silently join your weird orgy. So when you meet a couple at the mall who are game, you don't tell them to go home and change, you get them to the party tout suite.
MCD's evil twin says: We're starting to think twins aren't implicitly creepy so much as implicitly prone to convincing people they are. ...Nah, that's a lie. They're nature's clones, sprung from their own idea of themselves before they even had thoughts. You know who else has an origin like that? Only dead Mesopotamian gods.