Who's this? Oh, you know who this is. You don't know you know, but you know. This is none other than Elvira herself, the kitschy, curvy cutie from the crypt. Unless you're one of those kids who never willed themselves to stay awake in the '80s until her creature feature show came on late at night. She also (maybe?) posed for the cover of a Tom Waits album. And she starred in some Coors Light ads. What's that? You mean Coors Light had a decent ad campaign once upon a time? Ha! No way. They covered her cleavage and toned down her ribald banter. For a beer company, Coors sure frowns on anything fun. But more to the point: this is the redhead that launched 1,000,000 pubescences, and is the reason most of us can only achieve fear-boner today.
Peterson turns 61 soon, and...wait, what? That can't possibly be right. Did she mix up 60 and 33, or is she actually undead? Not for nothing, Elvira, but that is far, far hotter than even what "Woman who looks great for 40" is supposed to look like. We'll come right out and say it: she puts the sex in sexagenarian. (At least someone gets to.)